Berkshire Chronicle Reading 04-1914

mprning p~~­
busiiiees man to adop~
attitua., ltowards the
BUt the' l li8t thin.
for is sympatby.
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.':My ch~rga"' . for -ta.ki ng out :& tooth/"
madam is five shillings "
i f B'ui..'ldoctQr, ... i6n'lt
that ralber dear'
Other dentiSts ()nly
one.'!' .
U AJI ; bot you must. remember. ma'run.
t)Jey hurry over tlieir I work, while sometim os I epend an h6ur or so dra.wing •
tooth-."
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Dr. Abram BO"~lliIed.
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EDUCATION ooMMIirTEE' DEFENDED.
' Mr .. Winter saidtthat ~ great d,eal bad oo~n
aga~t the EducatIOn Comm Ittee in the
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respect to th¥ir proposah

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~he staffing of the elemcpblY Echoole, but
tho .taffing <>f t,h<>ae .schools wa. th<>roughly
well done,· Ilnd ~ 10 them they wero getting
CLOSED!
full benefit of such The proposals wcre
of the Educa.tlon Cc>m· the
of a very moderate cha'lader mdc~
and
Collier moved that the the &Chools were bemg 89 well ilLaffed &5
that SIlver Street School any other SimIlar lD&tltutlon m the country

be closed be not appro\ed
There ", ere
88 chIldren on tb" regtster of Sliver
StMet, ..nd ' it WIl8 not the only small
Inf,lhts' £chool ill the \ town.
At Park
Lalle Ttlehur' .t: !.here wero 72 on tho
r egt f ter, and Ail SamtB' 99, It was 8ug·
ge.wd, apPIl,:jc IlUy, tbat they w.,re gOlllg
to ea'e £234 by closmg the school, but
Ill S lopmJon was tltat there would be no!lllng of the I kmd.
Th e clll 'dren would
st. II be 111 the town I\nd would have to
he educl\tC<i He plenaed for the clllldren
ullder fi ve yea.r s of age
Th ere was no
thllls more important for the wellare of
the c1l1t<lre n ~ han thnt all the ~elp posSlblo
should he gnre n to n. po pulalloll ltke Sllver
st.","t If ~ hc Achoal were clO€eci, th ese
clllldren ulI ~er fivo wou'd have to be ke pt

events "!yere keenly con·
I'Ipeoial prIze .. pre6cnted by
th. beat aU' round perform.
ance If' mcmbi;trs' evef\.t,a .,..aa wp,.n by Mr. J.
Scott, who sCored 10 lli~ mile, long jump,
high jump and tlw W'alk. The traders' oycle
event! ereated a la.r~e amount of interest,
and · would be included in future pro·
grartimca. The members 'p1ajed &- promment
part at many lopen ~yet n,", a.nd were eue·
oeesful in obtaimnJ{ a~ut 200 prizoa. includ·
ing ten champlon""hlps
Tho. third ( I Awmack" Cup •. lwhich had been ' presented to
the .club for competItion m open h~ndicap.,
w"" won by Mr' F . J Stoner, "I'\'.th a !!Core
of 18 point. M. H. F.- Thomas being the runLer·up with 17~Y pOints. M ention W$9 . &180
mado of the tripl~ hmXo'i rs achieved by the
coptain. ¥r. Ronald W Poulton . in his mpt&tncy _to victory of the Engll8h toa.m in tlio
thT'C6 l nternation&.l rugbv football gam ea.
TM total nllmber of act,ve athlete. on the
hook. was 140, inclu~in<r 30 bOy •. The lart~.
comin~ ~e&BOn promll;ed to be " hu.sy one m
the rovlt-R1 of the big apot ts meeting, and it
was hoped that evor.ono as.omBtcd WIth the
{:)ub would .put their oH shollldcr to
the
wherl)" and' I that the committee's ' ~fforts
ffillr ht meet with atlOCCS~.
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Mr Powell moved tIlo adoption of tne
renort
Mr Fn.rr socond cc1. and tho motion was
agreed to.

(Hear, hear ).
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The rCtiolution wall 08.rried
SANITARY GOMMIT'IEE,
, A .. repo~ 01 the Sanitary Committee
stated :_ ",_ , • ,
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The
clerk aubmitted " reao1ution All
follow. _" The Readmg and Di.tnot Trade.
e.nd Ll\bour ~Oouno 1 h~reby requeBte the borough oounOlI to take Jmmcdiate 8te~1 to 00operate WIth the Inaurance Committee in
connection w'th iho ca~l'Jmg out <if tho in·
tention of the. circular letter i..ned by the
Local Gover nment Boa.rd on . F,.ebruary. 6th,
1913. in wh\ob it is announced thl\t a lIum
of monoy is to be placed at the ' dlspasal of
the Local Gavel nmont Board by tho Treae
ury t,o allow of local 8uthontles br-nging
LOto effect a comprehonslve scht:me to deal
WIth sanatoria benefit not only to those in·
sllred under the Natlono.l Insurance Aot, but
In their hom es or be allowed out i n
courts of Sliver Stroet, The re were only to othor per&OTII not coveNKi by the Act,."
It wa~ peaolved that the Reading and Dt.·
45 vacant pJ&c.,...at St GIles' Sehool , Rl
Trados hnd Labour Council bo iniormod
at Gao-rile Palmer School, whtle Kat ... t"ot
of tho arrangements . . whlch tll0 corporation
A LOBS ON THE YEAR
grovo was Dl I~ r e thn.n fnn. I ,G ~ orge P al1n.cr
have
made, and of the . negoliati<>ns which
The ohairman ,aid that wit~ regard to tbe
School was a oon6iderl\ble rdA.tane<l frolll they have
ent.ered into ' for a combinatIon of balanoe-::heet Iall the sub"Claptl0M haa not
::hlr er Stre. , and wa, '" dl,,\geraus walk areas , for the institutional treatment of -tho ret' come in, 'but it would in ;due eoursa be
fo~ the ohllliren
Silver Street - was Olle d"e~
m tho handa 01 tbe members.
Last _y •• r
of th e best ~CllOOL~ in the town jn r egu rd
'I he moolcal officer reported that Dr ' Cald' there was. a balance m liand of £76 7,. Iki,
to 118 p09ltion, and it was al so one of thc well had arrived in Ro.dmg, and had 0000' l bul he was lorry to say that .()n tbo year'.
ll~t.e.s t schools, With a fiDe playground
mcnced h 8 duti08 n.3 tuberculos:! officer from t working they ' h~d n ot. b een able to . ma.ke
e speOJally Jar lIttle ch ildren. The school March lRt
both- ends meet. It was anticipated that u]·
The Readin/!, and D"triot Trad e. and tlmately thero woul~ be IL blLlanee in hand
\\ a.8 more 11\ Mount Pl ~l\8a nt tha.n SllvN'
Lllhou,r
eouneL1
wrote
urging
that
baths
of aomethm2' over £50 If the forthcoming
Stl'eet, and if th ey Intended eompelhnR the
clllidren
~o to St. GI'c<!' School the should be prOVIded 10 a~y hou.e. whlOh th ..
council
mIght
erect
for
the
w?rkmg
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c1uldren wo Id hl\v e to walk through Rtlver
S t reet and th,. I.. d bf,en obj ected to
MAITLAND. SANATORIUM
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Tho acoommodl\tlon at St GIl"" was not
. The modlcal supermtendent of .the Mait80 ll:ood as ~t S,Iver Stroot, aIHl was nIta· land Snnlltormm at. Pepp.ud Common wrote
g.ether d i:.,fiC I<IJlt in air Bpace and ventiln.· g tVtng notlco to terminate at the expuation 1
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bon.
The p ermR.Ilenl. element of Sdvcr of six calen,lar mallths the agreement made
Stree t hlld e"tlrel. eh"nged
Th~y mI ght bct"Tecn the corporatIOn and herself for the
8!WO £100 . 1ye"r. but ho did not think, 10 resorva.tion of five beda ror po.ticntB from the
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VI<lW or 1\ 1'8trlct like Stiver Street, they borough, and statilt~ that the notloo' was
should begrudge thnt a.mount in order tha.t t{lveu lJl consequence of ' the I8.na.torJUm ha.v.
being
~ho "ork or th at ""hool m.ght be can· lnQ' beeo purohased by the County . COljmai!!
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of Borkshire and Duckingbamahire, ILnd that
tinu cd
it :would be 0. oonvemence to thorn if ar-,
the
,will
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HAJPPY AND BRI G HT
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cou ld he mad e for the agreement
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~r Rah~on, 10 sceo ndinj}(, said the lO_tAl<l1",,", .., on Ute ' 2200 June next
room. 01 S/" er Street Sehool were lolj;y ,
(Jom mlttce recommended that tlle
o~<s
do not .... nt to the agreement beIIRkt H ood~d tho roome, and "rightness
them Ilnd the medIcal supermtendent
a,nd ba.pvlne s~ W C F-Q eve ryw h e re
If the
work of the Rehool we r s hatter known of tho Mlutland Sanntonum bemg termma.t·
e,1
on
tho 22nd Juno next.
t.h~ re wou"d l1(J l be s uch n .u~61 re to clos.e
Tho sllb oommlttco appointed to con~der ~_ _ _ _
11.
tho quest· on of tho arrangements to bo made
"HUMAN" POINT OF VIEW.
lor t.he d sposal of condemned meat, but·
D! W~I~r8, Bup portmg th e resoluVon, chera' offal, a.nd ot hor 5LOlIlar materJa.l, 8Ub. \ eports
mltt.ed
a ret)brl recommendmg that a scheme
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8" ld t.he S ,l ver Stroet School harl a
for £Qas, (urnlShcd by M... rs E Soott and
h ~ m.a.llJ s ing\ lI1fiuence wInch e ven nn edu- Co, tho makcrs of the 'p1~nt, bo .eceptod 1
catIOn ronllmtt.ce c ould not form,
In for 1llsta.lhng a d lgesbnR' and drytng plant
S~ lt.c of lti8 1fO<lhngs about the utraragance
It WB.S recommended that reprollontahena
moved the re.olectiOn
o~ the E" J" ~t on Commttteo, he thought
made
tho Cattlo Market Commlttee
as pres.:dcnt, and spoke
tbn.t. from t.he human POInt of view. It
a VlOW to Brrangemente bemg made for
he had Cor many yeo.fS
would alto e the r b e a fool ,.h econom y to
bmldll1g to be- erected at tho cattlo mllrof the club.
premises
01 000 sueh a .chooT.
and the prop osi.
A lelter wa5 receIVed from the honorary
Mr Bull pollltod out th.t elnldren in
other p&rts 01 Llte borough had to wa lk seorotary of the Queen V totona In.titute for
nurSlI\jf
tho
Sick
poor
of
Rea.dlOg,
ate.tmg
I> conSIderable dIstance to .ehool.
tha.t tho committee of the inatlt.ution ...... ould
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be prepared t.o enga.go a nurse for the corllIGIIEFT OOST TN THE ~WN .
po~atjon'8 tuberoulosls dll!penrry if the 001'IMr EgSI"tnn 'lLlotoo r-rguros
that poratL.on would pay a Bum 0 not l e88 than
th o r ost 'per cJlIld III Salver Stteet W88 £4 £100 a year for hor s.rvioos, and £5 for her
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1~3' I1f1 . "ih11o the average oost por pupil tra.v elhng e%penses
ThuJ was agreed to, and A nutse
m e l (\mcn~[y ecflO pls In tho town IWall £2
&~
l1w r.qt Uft.1 ~nl'!. of the 8chool was tho mended by the institute appomted
.
)w~hest in t he town- and It wn.~ not 8. new probationary pertO<!.
It was resolved that
$Chool-whll o tho fl.fllarJo.s weY<l the blgllCllt

town

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IMP1lRTANT NOTICE.

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t ho

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sch oo1ers ~ow

t h o r l y ques t Ion s
nnd \\ll1 ch "Il l t 3.kc tf Le coll€ctJve

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" of b oth port'e s to .eW e There ie
Ilf{lblcm 01 th~ fi3e at ille ~ne
01 ~! r Fld cher, !lIe rllI ef inspect or

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\" (.. 11 C:\Il W, t p Or-t; l u l v h .t- \e a. ISClloo1 in Jthe '

!ll _I d()"? <': no t do U niVerSIty work."
d l",XI!'>cs o f l hc thoory t h&t it is
IJ lt· to ]1 .l H~ f\. moo e r ntely .chesv eduC&·
t tli(> 11(,'" ~ch oo l , w hic h WQutd have
[11 (' filln lH' l ,\. l d iffi c ulty 'fhc cost of
( )I'\.; "cllou l \\{l S oo t lm ,ltC(l durmg the rflI {>J d c" n, rnllginq (rom £18 t() £22
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S UrJpOS Ing 1hr. p re6C!1t K e ndric k
<If r.1X g UI 'H' M \\ oro rela.lll e d thnt would
'I.r t~ r u.l l o\' Illg for g rant and fr{'eftlll l (l

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IIfl. ' r r cc.(' nt clOlflflll , trnL1 0lls of impUI ll ]1 \\ l i h tll'nl
It lR evident:
t h r\ \\ Jll n ot. H Il) lIle \lbble now , .
l the r('~ mlll . t, h r. \ll l.:le nsr.d probablY'
8 or 10 J(llIn €.l9, hu t If the 1a.t.ter
Ie
l~
Il(: c](l {'~1 Oll
t.h e ro I S a Wo.v
\\ 11 \('11 the lI ef II:.:, of p oore l p a t e nts cou ld
md nlltl Ihut 13 bv nrlmrLtfn~ OOys t o
r' 1ItJ01 df k r ('X :lllllll ~tJQ n [I t 1\ l owe r roo.
m \\ In c It " fl.<:: m vo gll~ 111 t h e school
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'l'lw Rroblom IS t h e more
)j 1
){'C',w,<r> IheT.c ure two g uls' schoo18
I n. l:l dl llg \\ hleh oug ht not to b o a.!lowed
d.' <)1
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c&Ived from the aB5l.8tant
but two of tho oth or sch oofs.
and
the clerk m
Mr B~arJ(s thought i-t was Rn inoppor
of
tuno momcht to close tho cohool in v:cw of
the cons huotlOn of a. l!\rge factory In tho

tll(~

on e sch ool s che me

n ow go

Counc.lla~

a.t Iii that. tho eterllal QuestIOD 01
School " II I be re (l1o\'e<l fr bm local
Even If UtC two sch oole rs hoo
Cl ldcllt IlOm the tone of the
~uos·

rcduoo tho l 008t, per 8Cholar. l In Ylhl
ThQ report was adopted.
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'Way they could k cep the IIchool open in
At flie stage tho IC OUIlCII ~journed. .the
.ye!y n eCf'8SaTY plo.ce
. I' "om.ailld••r . of ~e bU8lDeas un ttl
MonaELY
Counr. l11or W E Colher mCkintained tha.l
In a.ddition to the Teports w.hich
l
,110 whool
requtred. - If it we r e closed
be . prc~~ , a r$olutioD ,lin be

It as .• bull\ ark RgaIDst Socialist
an !l. p reserv e of the Church.
n P<' t th co ry h as now bee n estaball d It 16 COlIs€qu<>ntiy t o be ooped

Iho ,,11010

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V.

III have

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better fate

nit, .. l'f'<' n )"ese rved (at Rett-dmg School
Jlo c r Il s o ld nu::: plcffi

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to

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bo ve ry lnl<lrffiting
roprop Ll r agr n ph!i ·w rlt.ten on the
'I qll (' St, 10 1l by n. leadmg one-schooLer
\: C \\ U1..l I Y contemporary
They Me II
condem nat ion o f the €l€ctloooer5 of t he one 6choolcrs RoO says.
nn, h eo lt.J.'e ,if,o aS6Crt \V1th tho utt: f'"J!I!ldCIIC'€ that it WOB t.ho cry bl
an ge l to t h e elc mcninry school s that wpn
he rJ('A' ill t.he last lap
He calls
a
" la ttc l dn~' l J1 Splrnilon," says tbe one ..
lief'

t l rlL II tllO

!'ell(,(, l (' T,"

ma.de.' "

tt

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pl u\ed th e c. waiting game," e.nd

trut l, flllly adds, "lIt wos not menti.hned=-

o r mClliJ()ned ve ry Ind.e6n~tel y-rlght up to

UI" Inst two d ays lof the fight " OM can
or the admJ6BWll, but
not the shm ness of surh eleetionooring
met.h()d~ Fo r it was a di shonest c ry un1est!l
t h e one scl\ ool<>rs cou ld prove tllat the one>sc hool polley would be the cheaper of the .
tw o, alI<I LIm they 6lgn al; y failed
d<> But'rr,
\\hnt. "Ill l1H~ ~xubetall t one schooler., l!aJ',?
t heir coll eague for gt ving :, the gt\.1ll6;:
a"" .I.'1?
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adm LTC the candour

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Ml E Hedgcock, of Broad ~tree'; ~ i'"
no'l' showms a aD!) Easter display 01 db~ .
m,llin".ry" &!I.d sporl>l,
rem{I[jl!Jllll,Q ' jlIlCllllo

Mr I Alhv,nght a. foll,pwo: "That
ir.ddltianal Standing Oraor .be
adopted for tho ~egulation r.i
b'
f
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us.oe •• 0 Itho couneH,
b ·r...ina, "'Iy' resolu·
pMsed , withint the pre.
nor any motion tn "t.he
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dosed eucb
M any motion WDl()b I! JtU b.?c n
w thin the pr~dln,lt sis month~
be in order unlesl the '86uncil shal\. hy
a . Tceolut.lon p&seed by not"- ldsa than two:
thITd. of Iho members pr<sent and votill.'!'
upon It. give leavo [or the motioD to be

tho <lbildron oould 'lot be &0.
at St Gtles' Sch~~l. I Tho al·
thai thcy . hould be oent to
School or Georgel Palmer
he .ubmitted toot would be an
un_lb'al'lLOtht'v 8.1ternllti"c to tha t parctlb
Kc!'n economJf!lta, the.y
·elIic\,me,v
be sa.erdiced tor

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Rcadm,g &hool
tl C \ C T ha:\'c hnd a fair clHlnoo, it
a h\ nj'B hn " 0 been t he s ubJe.ct of At.rl h e re n.r() C" ld~nt:y 6 o m~ people

t he

Ih.

ma"ng the adoptIon of
thai durmg tlw pa.t - fow
Local Government Board had
tho old police .tat'an hemg cOn·
was totallyl unJlCCe~[lTy. He 8Ug g t<i. ted ~bll.t
to
1\ tuberculosis dlapenaary, ADd 'hO"!lf:~~.fi::~~:~i~~~
t.hey .hould do WIth one mlStress l Ie'., and work would be I7rocOOdcd , With

that

A l'il30C: )I"l..tlOll ,

T". ,ug~..ted

thnt to meet
Iho econonl'sts
,taff could
TedUCed
At prese ntl there wero threo t.""hers and a
Durso g.rl to look .fter 76 mf.n\s, wh,ch

dUrllLg the co ntest, and ~s pecio.ny

of , hose at th e Workers'

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READING SCROOIJ SPORTS
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William :t. Burns, the dete'ettve, Silt"
at a dinner '
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{t ean go sadly astray
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"Onoe, at Ills seashore, 1 nodded to:
'Wards__~ y'oung couple and said: \
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" , TIley #e engaged, I l/;;.rd hi"" iit,
th.,..palm eourt. pl •• ding lo~ just one'
~ .'f' No, .no, ~ said my compa.nion, f they'N!f
not engaged, they':re married. It was hal'

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In delightful weather, ft.nd In the presenco
of a larfe campan~ th~ annu.1 .thletlO
sports 0 ReadIng ~chool were concluded.
:yesterday ' (Thun;day)
The ""tr~ wore
up to the ,v{'rage, and with tho raOO8 proVldmg -a large number Of excellent iin18hee

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oopl'tn.l sport was wltnessed.
Ca.ptam
WJlBoD, ];).8.0' f M .P ...:. was among
a eovereign be was pleading for.'"
t,be judgos. ·
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Gregory won the , championship , of tho
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Â¥no Epl"'te.n dtBtrtbuted tho
The wue of .. wealthy J1ll"nufn.cturer h~
put'es.
occasion to call 10 the help of a new floorResults of the_ raoing are .ppended·I
One mile (opert) -1 Ktng, I 2 Ktlby, 3 pO,l,iBher.
'Your busines.

88,lI;by ma..

Won by a foot. "\. Tlme. 5 min

17 2,5ths '00 •
lOlL yards (und., 15) - 1 Sellntn.n, 2 Pope

, madam, Is t~&t· you .hall

Ttme ' 1\ 4-5ths BOO,
lOOr yards (undor 13) - 1 Pountney, 2 Z.de
rna.;, 3 H"ort. Won by inch.... Time 13
2·5tbB .BOO,
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100' yards (ollen) -1 Gregory,
Boultbeo,
3 Shirley.
A o!ooe fini.h
Tlmlr, 11 1-5th

01 the large drawing-room

II. 3 Dymore Brown

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Won · by about a

foot

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persons broke their limbS dur-

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grand staircMe. It wr.s I woo polishc.J
floor snd the atai,rs_"

a.

sac ..
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at my lMt 8ituation.

winter, a.nd · a lady slipped (lo ..... l'~

t ; A- .tory of the engaging of a domesti.,

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Chinn (Ill), 2
Time 15 2·5th.
TjU1C: 20

servant comes from a north cOllnlry town.
Years ago It was the lcustom for mistl'<!S<leS
to put the questions as to quahficatlons,
but nowadays the applicant. lllnial13 cro,""
examinee the lady of the house. '
.. Do you do your own stretolung! " walt
'he puzzling qUC{lti0l1 she put in thIS Ct\8~ ..
I I Stretclllngt "
$aid
the
mistreSS".
"Whatevor i8 that 1
.. Shan I hn.ve tol wait at bbTe," .shtl _
expl ained, "or do you reach the thml!1i
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Oh," Aaid the mistreBB. H we do our
own stretching"
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Mayor Mitchel , of lNew Yprk was talklne; aoout an "'ttack that hit(! been made
upon b lm durmg t~ campa1gn.
"My a.ccuser, n he saId. U reminds me o!
Hi DOolittle. Hi "" the champtpn Ii...,
01 his n"th e "l\agJ.
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" One Iday HI w~s a!Tested &nd brought
before the! locRl jus~lce for ichlCkon eteal..
Inll. He pleaded g9 i1ty ,
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" i' Yes.. jedgc, yel, honou.r! lt~ 8Md,
plead guilty on the advice of my lawye~.
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.. But the local justice' rubbed hi. ohllll •
dubiously
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u ~ 1 dunno-l'm afraid.' he stammeMc.f,
11 gue@s-wasl, H1ram, I guess ra ha.'9'ft
to have more evidence ~fo.'1 I .ent"n""
ye.' "_U BrItIsh Weekly.
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Won by twp yar&', Time :
29 800
Saok Race -1 HlgR", 2 Knowle. I'll.
120 yard. handicap (o~n) -1 Toulmin flO
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A fri.end who went to BeQIVerdl "hen b.
.hrala (25 yds~,
d ~ull ~, Y?S13 2.SUt Willi staying in a villa at M.:mc,,:ll.,; founel
W on y IL yar ,lIDe.
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tn a room which, VerdI Bcd, wae
Rela ~ -1
House 2 dr1\wing*~oom, diaing-room Jl and bedrOODli
East
eBerly.
oombllled, &.ddins, I I t I ~R~ve two othef
2 I...·g" ri!bms, but they ara fuU ~,f tbJnj(~
that I have hired fOY the Beason ' v 01'111
tbrjtw open the dool'<!, and l 8h,?wed him ..
collf'Ction of several dozer plano·o r gan8•
H Wben
I a.rrived h~re'," he said. U
the.. orgl>ns were playing I\Ir9 from
., Rit\<>letta" "T." ...tore," 1 and my "th~ ..
OJli'QoB fro'm m()rning to n ·t ght.
1 wa.a lei
that I hn..,d the whole lot for
It has ooat me about ..
f ..nes but at all evente J am
pellee.":"''' Memoire! of. a Mud\

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"TOTALLY UNNECESSAR.Y"

t llcrQ 18 per haps one fihght galO,

That was my v~r:y age last· bIrthday..:
,,. exdalme<I Ma~il<la

A stranger entered a chbrch in the
IIlLltldle of the ~rmon and .~ated himB<lU .
in the back pew. After a whtlo he beR;'~
to fidget
Leaning . ove~ to tho whit~
haired man at his SIde, he ,ylllspered
How long hna he been prea.cllln~'"
.. Thirty Qr forty yeRr8, I think,' thll'
old ' man- answered.
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exactly."
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"Are you an early rlserf" he contmued.
"You can't keep me in bed, sid .......
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thl t file nrnolillt v.. h lCh tho rate·
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te> c·, noo II. \C or
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"How o ld ' are you I." said Tracy (~
J chMge of the registry office),
by
"'Ow old did you wish, 8irl " reph'"
E, the pliant M"tild ...
" Twenty·five," replied Trac ~.

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Good Friday,

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