Berkshire Chronicle Reading 03-1918

FRIDAY. MARCH 8,
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Mr. PROTH.ERO
~ NEED OF MO'

enON.

7

UCENSED VlCTUALJ.ERS. PEPPER AND SALT.
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ANNUAL MEETiNG AT
Tru
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Aceordinl to tb" German
diJloer " io EOliaod now co
only-potato peelloll U1d (!
Hun to k/l4ll1 a wateh on u's

llEADING.

OF

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UCDS

.. And. lifter

ro ....... Un· onleide hi. .bop .10'
three II\Prlal henra. be _ 1he ,",U'" to OIV 'e'\
~.f,bi· 0.. meat for ..unomen of long . t ndin 'I '
- ' Lopdon OpIDIOIl.~ • •

,

wu an a ' ndance 0; nearly 0\10 hund'red

hallt,

Dlo .albertDI at Ca.
tb.
Tk.-preoldent (Ilr. R. J. Webb) pre
• belD
.apporied by Jleaers. .uthur S. Cooper (hon.
trenuler/. A. W. A. Webb (secreta I, and E.
T. Hatt IOlieil.or to th. IIMOClation).
}be INC.etary. in hi. "'port, ltate<!.,
atte~"4 ~

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I<> moab Ih.
0'lmbe•• trom oorr limited .... p!>ll ••.
• 11'. ~,. ploa.. d 10 reeord a lu,tber re .Ie I. tho
li<eJ1.. d.Jr. "bleb, I . r.om .April lat. lJIl , .hud. aL
O•• '\IUlrCar Inoteld 01 tb._uorten, u he
on.' rbll
.....t/ be ~ Krell' _I<> ou' trod., "hkb u bee. iO
......~ ""alt "Itb. ODd .oJecU llrea' e,~o. tbe
uecu •• 01 the N.tlo.al f Tr'" !)ele."" A
atioD.
wblcll 70'" ..... la.tIon 10 am.:\:'ted, and
b l>04y

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," The report 01 the

'!pre n.t Ur
Conllhhle of

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...~ eGyere4 . b, lour aljlMlaUoa we.re a

of a

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GnllA.N
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.. Ah, wI I . 10lIl I have' Buff
",' Illy molher-in·I... r'
.. Sl,e meant a ,reat deal lo
"Yee I h. waa a Ye,et41~i.n
oIeat ca.rd."-" La Ptle-MlIe,"

wben aftproacbed on all, mat'4r o~t'ad~ I
rut.. Tb
....1 ... 40 b., bot. ".11 iIo<Ikod
br 0'1" .UI_
and .ble 10110110.. )lfr 11. '1'. II. t, and '10 •• p.bl'
~ta.l; aDd O!IIr oooaraiu.laW", a~ terr!
tor t.b

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... d gA~o
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o let ~ . . . live lIpon our (bill' rRlion a
-Dickenl. " The Chime •. '

'b~. ~:~~1.i ~~ o~~~~"t.:l.~:&'i. be:'~II~11

Utat cou'-! be dulred t aJ\d we ..GUIt / ar •• ,.,.mbe.r. tt
e),..,t tIIe......e. :..,41 do • JI~ 10' a combllt.tk)a U•• ~

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..tI•••10.,. _ba ... e •.
oo
at b.., tb&llkl ••• duly ree(lf'ded to
lfr.rriI. tbe ,eliol ••ent 01 tI.. .T.D... .. w. n Oou.1.I
Dilt.let, lot hi. ..100IIn, killd..
aed 00II \oI.r 10 •

.Ite.

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D '1)1 New•. " ,

"ho oon,'"tul!led 11..
upOft th. V
I'!'Oltio
h.1d to. tI.. .. t druJl_o.n_ 01
ty bO,oo.
In' En ....
lJ)d w.~& · I'ha ff'p6rll 'rom h~ ollUi

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Th06e mOl'l 0' 1 a .... . ceUenl people wh o w
Mil tnconelu.he peace are tile exltlt mcnt&ll' pli~.
of the feltow who out orr the pup'. tail on illc
at " time in otller to -be Ill\m~uc.-· ! Chiea_ I

:::'O::~Ot.~~·~:l ~~:e~, ~::., I~hl~~ ~ Ph~ t~

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. -Germany liner Iy ask ..~a h ....ia of peace lhal
shs mlv be f,ermlUOO to ke p &Ili1h a IVO Il lid g••/
"ulr ..II she 1.001.- " phil
It>bi. N or th .( ... ,,;
can . n
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tor tb

Ute rt:Dl6fk. ~ of the ~ltalnn.. or the LI~e

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• carl)(/' everybody DO"
• appear 10 bQ " .
fAvour 01 Government own
ip 01 110m thing il i
£.l'on • to oojnebody e188.- "
IV York World :

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K EA'fLY LAlIBLlJIIl.

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olm=bl
;.liIes::~t
.<qul ...... n
of th
r....dl

t.:t.,:c:~~~rfll~,::~rc\.0

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Ir, h d p r ..otell ~lmaelf.' the r«' ruitin .
qlllc.: Tbe U oal flue ioU8 wer an",,'ered sail
faol.orlly until , .
" OOOUP8tioo I" '''pped out ti" oftij>er.
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~ "Hem- er- .. &)I - 1'm '- r.h·-just r fluniJ,,,
tI,roollh the old 1I0Y·00r'. mpney don ' tchcrillo' ..
llmlwered the .'Dbryo ,,"Idi.r. ' .
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Th~ ollleer Hemed in 80m .. doubt a . tJo hOIÂ¥ l o
ol"lI<ry biOI. ~vhen & ~ge;t .t_ding ne .. . l\llU I
to 101. help w,th "b'II1,&o 8Ug~.libn •
t.
H Put, him dowil III
b r .8 Bnilllwr'
it t , 1, I

~ee:!'tb~tth! ::.,~...

a.1lJ>8d

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lb. Il10''

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of tllem.'"

TIl. PN4 naP "ill IoDf-be "mel9berod b 1111 o.,aged
In the tr..:le. }lie~u U, I hll\Qt'7 han p
.......oc::ed
t.a th.~...... ._Wood. .ad I~ II 00
.U _Ialm I<>
• tb" adIJI~ ".. 1.11. Iolt I<> .<lva
the p.Ioe,.
Ie deer
I. ill .. b... ..hlled ..,.._1 rable blU'4·
Jour ?iro, but "Itb that .plJ'l
01 YI ty' ... p.....lollt th
bout I tbo tt. " .11 bav.
to
the boot
b"~"lce
.
public
lor _
lobe)' cater,
• .It uo. be moo
1I<ut. d.llr. and I further
otUI
by the
llrat'QR of aueh • l'arKe DII1IIMr fro., lh It..tropeU.
D \heir tnd~ our t.o eeek .fet, from t
air I',kb.
~fD"UOn 01 tbl.
lortb=rl by the .e~ th" In

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lolilS Fony1!dd had beeo aronted frODI lie,
elwnbeN by a rather a.llwad bIlrlllar. TlIin~.
Ing to quiet Iter, the b"",Jar lllid. ,enUy! .. 1
don' t ..... t ),00. ledy; OIlly your mooey. ' \vh .eupon MIs. Fo.tyocld oniled -eontJemptuou ly &0/1
replJed , " Oet ou ; vou're just like all lhe r e •

_..... lro.,. t.U to"" and the county .. the
!"!"'~ m..u.. 01 the Be..uul ~ Dletrietl
LIoen.._ 'l'ra4k1 ~Uon ud Be olent 4'-1
IOCiaWOII, held on W"-\ay afternoo
bl the
-'-'-fof th~rMiden' (llr. G. po.e~.",ho ..

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Opinion. "

SUGCESTED JOINT I

und.y·,

of ttI·o Oun.el
·rlnd.
t U,~
~ind !_U Londo,

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!1t1..r.~!.~
Wo k.l~d
... I~ ~~!. tr:.l
tI,.... __ be"
"ho. ",ro.,l1 tho I ad

FROM " PUNCH."

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Silver aup;_cu.. lor the wwteoat pO<' ~ et ala
among the la~t no ••1li4l8. W~ undel'luJId tH.
)lor,.n. wbo kllldly promised tb4 \ tlane Ia DOW beiol placed d the matk. 1 A
tam 01 n.. 1>Oond to OU IGIId. II alleta otb... "oul .
.mailer but (fulte arli tic little 1!Ue. 10 be worn I,
.ubter1tjo OlIO .....ad
tlldlly .... pt.od b", c~all'D~'
with ~o re_ Ih.t our j'UDd. ba~alIted tol the IX"'n
the ",.tch-ohain, or o'i'ryin~ home Ib e 'I eek·el d
~I .Ii !II O.r I.I':/,'
•• 110 !<ond.1ied ~
who
j*l.
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~.h·:;y m:::::;~~D ,,1M> ~.!I~ •• ~~I
~:.,:If y~L .~~~.
Two men bav. been cl_fled at 'D t '.d It
.ppll ....ce.; th...
wtalP~oad bav.
oNl~ DO
sider.Me
Oa
du,l..
e Tel.' "
,I ealing a thirty·oilt .1.1100 e ..k of GoverOD'C ~
hI". bee.D 'Prl'ri~It.d to plead
eaU .. 0 thd. mol
ale. It i. not WOWD
~ y 'nnted it lor.
I
4e~'Vib' ,.....tu"oo . th . . .,al Ber1f-hl,.
pital...
It I oa, 1'.....)'0 to
tIl.t u-. I . • 0' th
Notioe recelve4 from a ...i1W6Y oODlplny :-' t '
\.0"0
1o••I1~ ~.pp<>rted 0"" IPoe.
Itb t
beg to o.(\.i •• 'au that a rabbit ...wro••• d to you
II..,
•• NI. 01 PO' hund.ed .nd • ty
we.. eoIko .
I
h... WeD Tecet.-ed " ' 10M, .tltlon, r.nd .. held at
.• Ou. ,el.t""'. "Ilb ktnlro
·...to. ooclo~
or .till T.' . the OWM.·, rial<. aod open... . . . It noo
oordl.I, all reaIIoIRI t\I<4.
perfoct ..... It 01 Ie
r 1001'00 .Ithin lilt monU.. froJll tlae data or ,,18
Way" •• tile"!,*", ~"l>..1
.11 ... tldoil 0 tho .,
til . . . their p........,.. ....
o.~ 1o••
nonce ..bbH wUl be eold." III ding Ilurclll"
all olu ..~, 10•• 11 tbU Il'>rt,,'n' to 1.1'°1.011... 0 lOU<
APe recommended to ~~e .up
e.
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a IArae
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Hr ... S. HoppiJ11l mona tile &dop1ion of thie
Lad,
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Will
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...
here
lo.e
A
~eJ)drt. wbkb ... IIeCOn<ffil by Mr" Hetllerillt·0: 91 " . ... ...
....tUft. '.nd ~...ried. •
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Army
Dootor
(autollla
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Po.ude
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f llr. A.. S. Coope' pretent",l , tile, ~CIlunl~.
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"bich eIIo.ed .. bala...,. of t&O 80. 2... It ".~. 1~,OrJ'o. marillA,,"
beat tbukl to
",ea by )l'r" W. I .

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~rOJlOlH W briaR ~ roae.YI lund 'lP _10 £11M!.
_1J. ben8,0I.n~ lub!!
at £38 00. 16<1.
llr. :T. Teylor p.opo
\be adopijon of t n

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!O grllQt " tOQt At .Buhop Vill~Dt "-(10'" J1&U"

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nucl uproarious
thLnk;''' I '. . ,
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fJUGOlll1T8D JOI',NT COJOlITl'EB OF
.UWBBS AND LlCD8BB8.

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Old OOD t1.IO&O, :.lud you mlUlllge .ll
your"" ......r.?
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Coodod .... : Oil. ye Du t I I ~e
them e ,~ bit .

~~ for aD
-.r. Batt. ..,lJ1a&,bold do.e for llIe ~""":tl'
-.ide
that leD .,..... ..... _ _ P.-.dad ~ d
that . . . . _
tel! _ _.leta. j$ '!lIlA be
~ .. - , eai'd.....,. ~J" .a....,... Tbq _
II..," tUM. ., ....ul.y.
-.d ........... _
&0 . . 'n~""'a~
ba.inIr_.......... _ _ ta ~ - bad ..... a,-~; ........ .,~~­
aat, Ilr. c.., ...... ~*'-.,.... IiC!eD8ija1
lewl,.. a ...'If •• " " ...... "}(r.i!~ IJIi
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Mr. Goddard (Dr...ueUI, l leconded by Jolr.
&h.v....
The . . . .Iary pro/>oeed a bMrt" 1'ole or that
to KI'. Ba&& fer bll report, He lllid that tbe
eooIaUIm
neb llldebted to him lor
.....t aUeDtfo': 1M bad ".u to the e_
10 i& hI, ~ uwI alto to We ahle ..ietaaJt, lIr.

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Gnut No; Bobby. I don't .....ar
an.
Wh"
Son; 'CoR'dAd(ly told roOJllDlie l,e bOiled 10U',1
jolly • II tigbten your belt ..belli yuu c.un t"

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p-\~J1(O IT ON.
Son 'If the hOD'" J faT. Yr. Bro ....n ••1 you
!I'M. 1\ • bel. Iilr~ An ../lee._.... re?
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.. I couldn't lAY 1I0W' flU' by

0' .......... partInl",I,
10 tAM ...-.. .... aWIM <CIII4IUOet
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Be
OHO "'1 of tb&lkl ,
Xt. 'Wobb pe-allf
&lie JIOIp M . . 11- III ..
Th6 NpOI't _
.ooePWlon tile plOPOtlUon

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lock; b1)t it'. about s:ye!' ~Ios nlt Ib" 'j'Ank Ke!

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la1lj!hter)-" '!I'oalll hale

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FRO}( "WI "DSOR ~UAZn\E:"
A popular lit~r~ man IItId humori t •
d
lectur. o~ " Fool.' "nd the ehairmM. Il to o •
.bidJ9P. iotroduced' him thu,! "Ladiea
f~pt),r.m~n.
u. ao. to b;. " I tur~ 01'
Foo .,' bv on. of th4 most die jfUilhed "-( 0"ll
J!Rn"" ~nd load Jallllllt.r)-" m
of our ti e,f

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