Reading Observer 04-1916

"DON'T run away with the idea that we only

wnte and
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on
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thrive on the ozone that is blown at us," says
Jack. " e
't get along without some of the
good things of
aboard. What do you say, mates?"

.Kiln the nR~e
Mr ,Coleridge th~t
notbIng
man w tne .. became aut
and mlormed
poll'"
I
Sa.lter SJud he took tnc man nt-o custody
tha iJrevlOU9 day at Kxeter
When chalged a.t
Exeter I alice station pnsoncl srud
I qu te
undemand It
Wh11e pa.ss ng St Da.v,d ~ Church

Jack, ¥ou des rve
very best the nation can supply. From
our own poin of vU'\IV All Sea and No Soap would make you a
very dull bO}"r an we are delighted to nave the privilege of
supplying you jw ith
'Soap whICh makes you happy and healthy.

on a. tram car pnsoner sa.ld
Toye B Illtber

lhat! where lIr
I ~ roto to :Air 10ye

wa.'1 VlcaJ

sendtng blm 8. post card With a photograph of that.
Church \Vhe I came from up aloftg after do nit
14 w.,1u; I triad to get them to help me, becnu~r
of my CVCR be ng 80 bold ~ut I co ld get no aSIJ st
aoca and had only 7d in my poqket ft,nd thero "Ill
notbin~ to do but laad 1\ hfo of (]rJrnl!
At Wok
inglnm pf snuer lIaid WIth reference to t.he stater
ment he mllde to AIJ :roye
I know thl! I~ fal" l
All know about Mr To:vc II Ir ends 18 what my
told Ifltl
Be wd h s mother ~as
bUI fathor 1 ved at Edmunton
r"llIOn., Bald ke we It tu Mr Toye when be wa
~t~l)ded
He told hml. that hill name was Elhot
because bl.ll motherll rolat yea were Enter people I
.. Supt Goddard 8a.ld It app("-ared from enquiry that
tho mlUl. lather dId not live at Exeter but th~
man ba.b tually Btayed at a. common lodgmg house
lhere Abnt t the time be Vlct m sed Mr ~o)'c ht::
CA.lIed on Mr Toye. brothe~ lJ) Jaw at Lelghtoll
Buz?'.ard That gentlemllll i had formerly beeq on~
Mr Toye B fc.tber II eurat6f at St nav d II an4
gave pnsoqcr & sonre gn He receIved
post
card WhlCh WAS !\ fat sumle of the
sent
Mr 1,0IclJllnil.. tlio~ .
Toye The VrevlOU8 clmvlctlonl
were Two month. ILt Slough

LIfebuoy 18 an Ide1a l
for bath and todet. It cleans and dlsmfects at the same
time. It cleanses, in'vJI!:orat~:s and keeps the skm healthy. The mild carbohc
odour you note m
Soap 18 the sIgn of Its splendid protectIVe qualitlel.

froll

SOAP, YET COSTS NO MORE.
Send him

In

h,. next

parcel;

BROTHERS I IMITRD

he will

apprecIate

TOPICAL NOTES.

L ,.......

MIRTH

threo IIflIrIUncC!lII of two monthll to run .on..\Cu!I~~ly
\t Ma.nc:heat.er for three Blml~ offenees and

or 21 day. at Chlppm~ Norton for dofnnilng
RaIlway Company
Pnsoner'a peorle boo

o

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[By HARRY TATE]

nothIng to do 'WIth hIm for the put 5
'~~oi~~f!i'~"1 h, had heen gomg around tho connt'! perp.,t...tiniB
:~~;lw:~.,,;;;;-r,;, .I
thOlllJ frand.
The €h&IMnan (Mr G A Watton) told
1iloi1 'IH!•• ,1 that ru,' would be unt- to pr"JIon for t~
IL8 a l'Ogue and v~abOna

cerla n~ f&llb

FORTHCOMING IMPORTANT

w..

w II be leen by advei'tllement tbe annual
mee~u:&1 of tbe Rea.dmg Chamber of Commerce
to b& held next 'nlu'taday eTCnlng at the Ga.a
Comptln.y 15 LecbH'6 Room Cross st.reet will be

by t.he pteaenoe of

Baron

.Bernardo

In & cel tl+. n tlorLh C8\1ntry pa.ntnmlm6 11'1 wb ch
a b othc ~ t. fit. (lS.n e thu wor~) W8.8 pi ~y g n()t.
10 19 a.go a member of thi' CUOnlS was &ftI. ctt I w lh

BI.f1t ,,0 addHl'
on
Tr'ado a.fter the War "t.h 8pOOia.1 referenc~
to lb. eoru ....CI&l r.l.t"'~
It.lf aIId tll.
Will

bet.....

fOlmd' ~"&t

n. d S:tilpate<l btlsbltlld wb n sbe cont nUll.llv 111

BPitisb Emp roe
Baroft d.i S ..n Bever no IS ..
pubbclSt aDd .. plltnot .hase wcrk 18 well knowll
not. only In hIS nat.lvo country ()f Ital,. but. al,o
I In Ellglaftd and the UnJ(,o o Btat.ea
.nd be ..
II> thorouih muter &f tho .ub~i on wblch he will
speNt
~. lea\..urang eampalgn
b 'he United
&tates in 1912 wall warm1y commended by the
leadinG' Amenea.n Journals 3.3 were -ihe se.,era.!
article. publtllhtd by him In the Sta.tea during hIS

PMrIOlIQ campaIgn

p'o Il.rrha

wbK:~

braided for not com I g homs till rar inlo the amall

hm r8 uf the n

<Ud muoh

to promote eoroial rela.t 00& between the peoplell
the hi 0 CO\Intr e. Ri$ Jeeturee on the Panama
OaaaJ and polntm( out the neeesaity of establish
1ftI' .. d~rect line of oommuDica.tlon be~w.ea lto.ly
and the iW..t Cout of Atrlea ha.ve beeD, dehv.red
before the Amb!U!eadofi of 'V&r'DU!> counu es and
warmly welcqlllod .. .pllibt<onIni forelanm on
mBony obscure po nta 10 Ita.han pohcy, aDd eon
Mquer: t l,. on the cond let of ltaJ,. in reoent evepts
In reoolJutlon ot hiS Ijloonn &rOD dl Sa.a ae.,e
roo waa rec:~med by the Kmg of Italy who Pf\e
eeDteci hlm 'WIth .n autogra.ph nbot.ogTapla and
~en •• pt9laUy <omoo gold med.1 by tb. Co ...
mer",al A6IQCIa.tlon of Milan

TO TKE :J:DrTOK

or

IREADING

nt

OSllntVE:a."

:\. conoelted youn~ parson was

the ba ~ t n{

Ie

the dehvery of a sermon of .'uah te I(le metl n Off!
t.b UI. usuaily proud be Wrul told b)
e f h ,.
hearel'~whn waa hea.rf,ily dl.gU.te "il hiS \01 ~
wmded dllJcourse8 And lick of
l'a ltl' lh 10
t.heft 'YR!J &. passage a.t the end 0 '1 S ser non uf
WblCh JI. h gbly .pp,uv~d
W~.t p'" g"
cnqu rod the parson
Your plU!H9.je from the l!~t
pit to the Teltry roam
"AI the lelly
H•
reverence colla.psed.

hI!

In

st.andJlO
ntl qUite
of the
CODBCJe,ntJOUI
MallY l i ;;~!~j;~~:::~
p eopJ. IL1'08
un.a.waroe
ot t.tl. obJcoton
diff.r-ent ezi.t\ng
forms or bel ef When I Ant came to Readln. 1

I

Where there bad but. moment before Dec ap

c lune tn touoh W lb manf peoole who ~d Red.
from
durh~1 the lIuDlty as It. WM no lonlflr

there

In

fishIng Cor comphment!. upon bll pl1llLCb II

Sir -We are now pa&s
throug} &D epooh
our hmtory vb.ich I th nk 18 ullique und aJ.tbou(o
the report,., ID our paper. of th, TrJtiu.na1e: are /'ll'hc",,,,.,
p9. nful read Ili tbey Ql'e In ..nother "11M ex
tr-emel> lnte.est lDI when we View the! diJl'e,rent " , . _ -

liD-Ie

WaH

Ren ~vol e nt old la.dy
But wbB.t dId yo d.
wlth t~e boob! I gave you last week?
I r Itbhd tft\D~P
AIJ tbey d d I t fit. me M m
I put them on a hoTte
B O;t.
Good gro.ClOUS Tha.t ~as a. 11: ni l"
n.et on your pArt "l knew horl~8 In summer
e
sun bonnets I suppose In winter t ey no'90 g 0
them ~utton boots to 'Wcar Heft) IS a lib IJ ng lor
you my good mnn

6lJO CONSCIENC~

TID:

rn ng

t.hree 0 e[ock belOl"e you ,ot home last
'~ht
HI eSt d to h m onc n ght In the Wtngll
N Uti.e nS6 n y dea.r ho replied
1 was ham.
tone
I know better
sa d the charlltar
It waa
two before I went to bed ilnd you wire ftot horne
for nn hour
I (U!8Ure you my dear you an rrustaken
I he
dock Wail iltrlkmg when I fwU on the 8t811'. And 1
heard t litr ke one- repea.t.edl)
It

or

THE TRIBUNALS

Ie " eet End mmuc hn \\

must be makmg i IOJlt.aJi;e
I I8l1 llre you II I
tell ng you the tfUth
tb.. langu d "ply
~ yw \y
f you don t. ~I eve me I ean eWi J,
prove my woros--l can show yOlJ ~b6 811nmons

lu

honoured

Onl\t

e ;,ghl; I 0 clhe d t"O resplendentlJ garllt:d
N uls d,scu"e ng tile. (l nlton of elotQ(!1 " tb pre
v ..ely that ,"hount (If "n m&t on whkb .a Iml ~rt.­
\nt a. tOlHC (f oonveraa.tlon I11vu.ruLhly 1mhuefl yOl'
lad of the v lInge
rhe fir, t nut POlllt n.
to lhe 1ll.tcRt th ng n drc81' clothes wh ch he wna
weEn I g 80 bra.vel) rema.rked nonchR.lantly
'1 he
tall r who b I It. t.h I I I t for me cbnrged m.
t\';eniy five gl no:lS for It
I h H price seen ed to IOmewhat Itartle
NI ~
No 2 who temIerntely ,ugguted that h! fr tl I

I

QWllol1ia dl ian /MV8l'IIlO who

PROVE;RBS.

SOME STORIES AND HAPPENINGS WHICH
MADE ME LAUGH

by rtlse pretencte thrce months
10 the name bf

obtammg 10"

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PORT SUNLIGHT

pfU'6ntly linn 100 Ih.re w", now a large 10 I 0
wa ta:r om&Plentm8' th. prec 8e centre of wli cit n~
a ma.n s h&ad and "boulder! B e was eVidently it
rude mWlJ tbr hi' la.nlUAae to the dlltrc.a;etJ VII,k
keeper Wb{l was timorously: trymg to rellcue b ""
waa of a. cbal'l4QWl' *'0 melt tile lOt! foJ' m lea Am nn
Come ciol!er sbouted the would be tal: 10 r
Com. oloaer 'n~ 111 help you o~t.
'lbe Vlctlm mt.lmated that be could 1'Int .... In
Can t IiWlm
cried tlle relict.,
J orlo r rr
man 1t 8 only U:p to YQur ""lit

The M\I.Â¥.ulruan lIoldlera had
to biting tbe ~artTld.,ea

,,''',oc!i.n,~foll. ObJ&etiob

greared wltb ho{. lard .. bleb
In.ult tP their rell,lon ~fa
grl,nncea wu tile CIILUM ot'

GONE
sbrouded In glory

DRAMA

truth anQ

Ant It 1\1 Why t 8 a. gobd le\'" en feel
here I m standing on the fat old mill wb o I

kr

the Ice

If you.e ~ mitrrlcd man and ocCUion n a
III'
when her Rttltllda to", ard. you , of t.be t f 'l' l'
bflWlua or4u ,11 10U alve to do tu m kl: hl'r
smlhng .ha.PPY I' to
to Iler
po, 0 k
my doal' they ean t ha.t\l!,.. .. mlLn with II ~ Ir
10,,1 W. t.II. NatIonal V.bt to • hy . .. I Ih
14t:1 rep) ~II that .be fhdn t \.:poW' 1~ 'l-n<\
wn I
Too nv fttl e.J~, q1\lck a~ ,UfO .. tlta da-rkenln( rig t<lne. ....
You th." re["
m~ht
\
Yel It, a ~ Lll.,. lI&\e to n ~
It ca.me No tune for sweet tetider remeIQ,branoes dulCtlt ton&l
Wh.r. I. bh&t nOble h'.1 AlI I doe. tb~ "It t ooa, ,rdj)o ~ u.uII
To rea.t~e of Elt-o~l sllrf)Juty ~d light?
~
Dea.th IIb!]W8 me naught. but. alllH:io'ity lIeetlng
SoDJ.ething like .. O~oIU' .h t
feQl ....ked the
faqOI.
nouvea.u rlche in pa.tronntn~ tonee
A.la~ ~ I 1oh~ Il.IJ\e q~n
V.. oo.. ,I1IIru!.' ... 4 t , n .. pl •• ~ loohd , I

.,y

WhZ'

.t 8UJ1P10IOllHiy

WAIt; ,. It

Ne"aumeaa t8 at 1111 tllDel 4fI. 11Qplea.iru t con
pl",ol bul !wm • "I•• d of mine I p<llnt of V\f W
be says It tUtl ttl "'Ol'll~ IQrm .~ • chr . If'n ~
Not lonll lio h. (olln~ ~m"'lf fh. proud lalb
twin'l ... d dutIfully
ok Ib.m IIh",, 11 t . ..
blPfllltod
Girl, Of ~y , I ubd tille CUr.1 j o(!

0'

ODD of ,~o~

And

~h. PJV~d

'0l..ome.'

Stook'l" Kldnoy ThaI h. lntoiId.d
y K, •
Q.l d Sid"ey dldll t ~elp to conr \1.ill conCuslon a
little blt .!

I
q Il'JIvo!l~ \'I llUi Qa.lt frQIII \bll' bohdav tr I
~
w re ~1.Futl\l~ ... to wbloh ila~ 'JP~rl ep C1l 1 l b.

great.eat ~old SI/.,d one • In the p.rt. ()f 1 elan d
WPPI'6 1 11']11 the V\Q\IlId I. fl'O .... III bird ,.II Ih_
r~n !'I\~"d 'bat "~'n Ill'), ..'" t 10 bu'r a n"
the .. j\lst' sha!'f!en hi, feetl anti drive t.ltem n "-Hl
a. pIle liammer
The otper reph~
y~. I know ~at piacf'
Dldn t . t/ly there long - found t "ot bnl.tJ ~

Ollolhlk' f(11 rotS

W~nt tn .. Ilu.lI tlll"'n f1 rlh

'Iorth
4h. hot,,1 ."fl re I wa••t"y ul c LUSht ffre
No th'8 a~\Utfl" 01' la.ddeu u\ .... t
va .. t.Ut

I 1ll~nt

",h,,," "'p' Ill \'"

t::iltt.lrcilic bunlcd av. a.y LucklI,.
nde of mInd Empt",d my b.th ou~
WlD~'" ~ .lId ••"" ~ i.w., •

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