Reading Observer 03-1918

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A WEEKLY . CAUSERIE.

UNIVE~f.ITY

GOLLEGE
STUDENTS' CONCERT.

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Daughten of
wben it w&! pro
Theatre' in the spring of
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with Lbe Umver511.y College, Reading. none has

greater Interest for and claIm upon the inhabItants
of the boroukh ~d dlstr;ct than the Dep"i:me ~ t
of MusIc. H ence wha.t -are known as tbe students'
concerh ha.vo becomo qUite nn instltu.tlOn 10 our

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it is said, bas decided to be,

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Doctor (comp lacently): <I.You I
eaSIly th ls llIollllng"
Patient (ql,.I'U1'U.lj')i
.. I ought to; I have practised
\ Caddie Number One "How
cl\ap slJnpe!" Coddie Number Two:
It wouldn't cost ium much if he WIlS

With new-Imd

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Miss Plain. " :Kow, get as
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t:'en,

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by all \ Corn Dealers.
samples 1nd name and ld dress

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of nearest Agent.
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RID t ~o good; em
sy~po.t lses WI
place on Monda.y evening, when the College B a.lI
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fortunes, cven If dey lun't so bad."
w~ filled to Its l utmost capaclt.y to listen to Os.
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programme of 18. very chOICO deSCription
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As soon as I swor e olr drmlnng, my
SOLE MANUFACTURERS:
, were, o[ coursel, d~grees of skill and merit in the
stroycd 0.11 the liquor 10 the house.
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performers, as Dna would naturally expect to find,
absolutely no foresight whntcver. 'r
. Hokus' , H So he's m the dIplomatIC
In a oonoort rendered solely by
studentS, but
eh!
'Veil, he is emmently f fitt..cd for
tbus necessanlY I varymg quah t.y made the perform·
Pokus ' " HOVi so "\I" <f He u ~e d Ito bc
a.nce nIl the more mtcrestmg to tho56 who at·
ORIMSBY.
manager
of an amateur dramat ic club"
tended for the purpose of notlJ1g the progre~s the
lrlammn . " W~en the.t hoy hi1l'ew stone!
s tudents are making In the musical arts a.nd not In
you, why d: ,ln ' t you come ~I (1 Itell me In
any way to CrItiCise adve rsely nnd certa.mly not t o
st-eoo of t.hro"lw, t hem bn ckT " I I.lttle Son
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you! 'Vhy, ' you caul n't l lnt a burn
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A lengthy prog ramme wns provIded, a.nd COD·
Prince Adalbert is getting on. He IS thirty- ·
II John 1\65 n good mo.n,", saia the dl9c9nsot amed so much vtlodet y 10 the selectIons It included
four , and still only 6 prmce ThIS WIll never IBte '\ldow, "but he was so 'old fusilloned to
that there W as" no monotony or tedJUm, as IS
do. What. "'o.s that LIVoma wns saying! ~he the la 3L" "How so?" Rs-ke d the l sympntheth
n ot mfrequently ,th~ case when studonts are called
wants ' a Kmg? ~b , but sllrely a Republic IS ) fnend
.. Well, he got k1l1eclJ bY) a runaway lJllrier tJbl.s jlleadl Dg we bUf!I Ilrran:ed to pUhlt,h
weeki,. an artu::le on Poultry and Poullry Kerlr
the best form--()r (l constttuhonal monarchy..... hO,{se."
upon t o g1V4) art' exhibition of theIr practIcal knowIng by an expert \', hleh should pre~o Hry u s~ lut
hk-e- that of treacherous
England?
tJo?
Sta.ff Colonel_ "Y
re'p1orts should br.
ledgo of tho JubJect 10 whIch they e xceL The
at
thq present.; bme The writer \VIII be p'e:"lsed.
You don't lIke the Idea
You "ant a. DIce
our
to answer any quesboos by readers who .. hou!d
opening select ,on wos n. planofori.6 fiola, "Two
Autocratu"': ¥mg ~ W e ll, aa 8 matter of ~"ct,
written m such manner that evle n th e mod
send their correspolldanco to
Tho E<i nor
we have got Ju~st ,the" very artIcle here, SaFe. Ignorant may u nderstand the-m_" Sergeant.
Prel\ldes" (Slll iristeij.d), by MISS LIly Harper, an
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thing rather exu-a super. PrIDce Addbcrt:.- " IWe1l , SIT, what part is It that you Don't
exhibitioner, '\Tho has been Instructed by Aliss
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uJfder.!ltA.n~? "
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D orothea Vmcent. ThiS was followed by a. sonata.
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WIfe (to husband): .. There were tt\o hilts
fo r two 'Oohns l (Handel). Anda nte, Allegro, Largo
We stlll have Augustus William ' land th(lt I liked-one for 18s. andl tIre other fOT
and Allegro, Uy Miss Ivy L auri e (exhibltlOner)
REPRODUCTION.
Jonchlm left . I am keepm g JoachIm for 18s" Husband OJ WhIch one I (lid you finA-lly
3nd }.i.iss EI1.cJl V.u.n Oostveen, mstructed
Mr.
sometbmg ratlie~r., $.ood in ~ the West.~L. Wl~at deClde upon 1 ". WIfe: "The li1~ one_ ' I'm a
P ercy Sharm a~, who suppl1ed the Accompa.nunent.
shall we do WIth Augu6tus Wilham! "berbla, little Buperstitious about the number 13,"
Thus was 3. """CrY dehghtfJ.ll performance, and the
CourlRDd, Montenegro'
Brother-tn·law Tino
"Poor Cha~!" slud the sympathetic by)' oung In.dles gave undoubted proof that they are
w1ll go bacK to Greece, of course; pethaps stander to the a.n who had been run over b,
Many poultry keepers ~i1l now bp t lllnk mg
well on tho r oad t o master tho vlohn, which they
t,h e Emperor Karl or AurlrIs would prefer ~o
~ motor - omq bus. "Are 'y ou ID.urlcd !;' about hatchlllg and reallng ,t he young slo~k , 'I III It!
mal1 ip u.la.te With grcat power of expreSSiOn. Thc
fiud a job for some of hI S poor relatIons in .. No!" gasped the inJured one. "ThIs is tho already m !!:ome parts them are some 11 10)
t;R.me pcrfOrL'1 crs. In co njunction wl£h Ml~ Wmiand
'fonten"gro
Let us mAke worst tilln~a tbat, ha.s ever happ,=:oed to me."
cb, IC I'ens a.b out. B ut before thel e are l IJl,k'I"
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M. BRIEUX
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fred Tu'll (e-,,(~lbltlo ncr) , o.nd h'li3S Da.phno Mal·
AUa:ustUR Wilham King of Courland, Fool'
UncIa James: .. What, emo!ung ngllin, th
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Authot of I I Damaged Gooda" .ad
labey (ex.hIblti? llcr), later on took part m a. CODd
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be h01.Lchlng and, most I.kcl)· tile ."'1.11
COllr land I-at h er WltSY e n to n a. prope r
ommy
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.. Thr.. Daugbtera of M. Dupont."
KmS with the real All-Highest touch about grows tall?'"
Tommy ' "TI]ey don't, eh!
thIr~k more a.bout a. ben than fllllnin g <11\
ing, \!ond thiS iWa.s ono of tho most stnkmg and
hlm )1 How happy, she wlll be!
Well, jus t look at that chuD.ney. It smoke!'. l·rlcu.batOr ~ow some foll~ s get no ,' OlIS ai)("Jl'l
M. Eugene Brieux, the French dramatist, who
pleMing 5elections lfi a ,"cry ~ enJoya.blo concert.
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hke anything, ond P1lP ~8 Just ~ ad lt ma.de SiX
and a lwaY3 worry ,I S to ,\hcther 1/:"\
The subJccts :;
1lected '\\'ero Allcgro, J~"nd&nt.e a.nd wrote II Damaged G~oodA," "The 'l'hree "'Daughters
Now to Joachim. I was wondering the other feet taller."
a.n d WI II t" c~' hatch an)' chlrl, ~
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of M. Dupont," &c., wns born in JaOUa~1858
~t\.lI <:,g ro P.l.UI 1"), altd not.h mg ' could be more
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\vhl\t to do '\pth J08chlm; he was on my
Mrs. Noolyw,e d: /I Oh, rna,
corSe IS ~pth
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but it day
credita ble thn their pla.yirur. refiectmg credit on He wrote I I Tho Three Daughters " in 1B9
mmd rather
And then I hAppened to read "8talrs tn " fearful temper. an'd all because I
e oggs must bo fClt t/C, othenusr n i l
p\rformers lind! mstructor alike.
. was only recently that tbe play hM be en..' blicly "'somethin2: very I interest1n!l: m 1\ Gerr&.n uked him to lend me a new r azor a moment."
long she bits there Cilnno t ever he <til
~m~ng the "rocal contributIOns spGCl3.1 mentIOn oorformed in England, tbough It wo< ", ..d by the p"per. Thi s ptl.per ,~a.s snvi ng, whnt Q.ftetil a.ll Mo ther' I ' The I wrctch' Who.l did you want It
Ma ke the nest In a. box: a.bout fi fteen
ma.Nesen'edly be made pf the remarkably fine Stage Society some y~!n'S ago. Both in :F rance and l~ common talk tn the F"thn1Bnd, that the for, d ear!"
Mrs. Noolywcd
Just to open _
p.ltt.lIlg In some earth and pu~hi ling1n~ of ])t.i!:lS Muuel Stevens, who bas been in Englnnd. M. Brieux had to overcome the hosone thing which 'Germany nas-Ion gen for SlOce a sllrdille-hn With "
corners and so m:tke It fl. B.lueer
t l !lmea by Mr! W a.lter F O I d
The possessor of a pltlliLy of tre ~r9hip.
1839 has been the proper safeguarding of I tho
Cross " Do you think that dyeing the hair
VOIce \of consldcrnblo n,~tura.l ppwer abe employs
neutrality of Belgium. No pea.ce Will be con- IS as dangerous o.s the docrors m~ke out,l"
not a big hollow a.nd ,yet, not Iht.
it Wlth cba.rfni' lg effect , and was h eard to great
51dered by Genunny which does not eJl:!lure Crab~: I . Cert8mly; 'you may take my wGrd
' put some sllft hay or stlaw and
advantage In " I L'a.d'i eu -du Matm" (Pcssaro) and
th~t BelgIUm in the future shall be properly for It. Only lAst year a nch unole of rome
down on tbe earth, so that JOu ha\'e a
" Dum teR ye\l:t. bleus" (M~senet), bea.utIful
neutral. One safeguard was absolutely ncces· took .fp dyelDg hiS hair, and m three weeks he
nest 10 WhlCb ~ the eggs can be kellt
httle comp osit~on s , with an extremely damty
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thB hen iIJId yet so that she can Im.o\ e
sary. The pre!rent King of the Belgians must marrIed a WIdow lnth four children."
melody about. ~pem WblCh SUlts Miss StanDS'
be d~posed. Belgium could not remam neutral
II Will you
let me off thiS aftJrnoon, sIr?"
to tum and change pdSlhol1 <;' Xot
voice to perfccpon. ' The la.dy, moreonr, is the
Whlf~ be was on the tbrone. King Albert was .lIked a clerk In a dry goods store ,. "my ..... lre
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llccessa.ry
for the eggs to be turnC!d OH'I '
fort.'lnate posar80r or a dramatic style
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I h e I was- ere w J
no t ueu t ra;
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wa.nts -=l8 to b€at aome zsrpets" 't Gbuhln't
,.,.hlch givcs h~ a. command in g presence, and
Vory P.niltent and Trying but Soo~ Cured by quest~on
about it-he was anti -German.
ponihly do it," saId the bbss, The clerk
011.00. "WIlli b~ moved tnta' the ccny~
combined Wlt~j~ h er 1l\uJl1cD.I llCComph.shmenta:
V.no·, Lightning Cough'lC;ure.
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turned joyfully to hIS work, r aYing: "Thank
round agam It o another pact of the Ilest
shIed -her to ~\.6 a very ncceptablc rendermg of
Poor soul, I suppose he is. How
si r. Than1$: you a th()Usond times" .,
artificially thlJ Idea must bc cop\t"~d ,
the M!lectl ons n110tted to her Mast.er ~lan Sty
"1 say, pa." Father: "Well'" Son:
you won't get! a Isucccssful hillel
Mn. Wise, 31, Mntham GroTe, EJt Duiwich, man pap~ dlsco,ered it I cannot
(exhibltioperl iII a tory tIDy ooy \Ie h"e IIslened
HIs
vessel a -boat?" Father: "Y~s."' Son
hen to be able It o mo\'e the egg ca~lly
to before with I much pleasure, and on Monday London, S.E • aays~H My little baby ~fr1 had an th~k.Jt mduet be admitted t~.\Kti~g
pre]u,""ce tn some way agal.D1S
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(Bfter some th0V'lhtl' " I sa)·, na. " Falher
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evenlDg he B:gfin delighted us by hiS pIa-ylOg ot oxtremely bad atb\ck of bronchitis last winter, and Who
can fathom the depth" of the
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mus e E; 3.p~ ~s dIrected, otlirrlf <!
two pl aJ1ofortej j s~l os, .. Lo Sarabande" (Gabriel) was left with 'Ii peisitltent and trying cough which m,·nd! No doubt he has what seell) to hlm (ilDpatiently): I f bat is It?" Son'" What
hole lD tLe re \ 'h
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kind of a bQa.t is a blood ve9gel1" FatHer (ab.
n re II e eggs cnnno Il
and .. Cban.so~ i du Chaaseur" (Grovlez). Mi ss. all the medicine she boo did not reliel"e. Blit.t 1ll8t
.. deouate reason9-founded, perhaps, on Idle
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there
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cbange.
The
Dorothea Vin~nt has tho cre.dlt of being thiS
gossip wh ich he bae heard. Yes, the Kmg of ~n Yd '
t s • 1e
Ol\~.
ow run a ay
httle boy's tca.Cher, and h19 pla.ymg is certamly a Irritation ceased, and "Boon she was u "ell as ever."
the Belgians is fnot properly neutral; he IS to be .','
be a: good phm to: dust t.he ncst ,,-Ith In
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Trust always to Veno's Lightning Cough Cure anti-German and I ~e must go. And who can
<red,t to ber.
J&ck hsd b E}en one day paintIng some ratlto prenat li~e and fleas hrt'":!rimg,
Space prevents WI from dwell1ng at 1engtb on
Influenza and Nasal Catarrh, for Coughs R.nd "e more fittingly put in h is place tha.n Prince ings, and had put up a. nollce,
"Whet
do velY rapldJy If nut preHII!!',d
the other I tcmK In the programme, and the.refore 0old8, Lung Troubles, .Asthma, Bronohitis, Dlffiolllt Joach,'m, t he Klalser's sixth and ID.st son? pl\y~nte . ·' A fnend coming ,.long saId: II You
thllve on il" :qU!et brm wh era ~h(' 1.'1
if, we would Only bnefiy enumera.te them the Breathing, Hoa.rseneas, and for Whooping Cough Prl·ne Jonchl·ln ·Im • y have h,·, faults--I a.m rlo nff spell It thai; way , Jaek" .1 ' Vell, ShUrll ,
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,oun~ porforment ami thpir ortlsbc sponsors mU 'It and other Bronohial Tronblea in Children
Prioos not sayiJ!.g he hasn't-but at least th& lDnu- '.Ion
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D Y,
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bot consider we are alighting them or their beautl- llld, lao 3d., and 3s" iroljU Cheml8i:.s and Stores endb cnn never be hmted JgalDst him that he you see, If 1 spelt it rIght nobody would
as ' eomforta.bl(} u.~ posslble tInough de·
tul work M qiS 1sa.bel Loam (exhibitioner) gave everywhere.
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is anti Germ l n."l Ktng JoachIm of the Bel· QOlli~let.t ;~;iumphantlY): "What do you think
of thE) troublo ':fhc hen nce d:. fo od It
as n. pianoforte solo, Etude. Op 25, No. iJ
Vena's Lightning COugh
is guaranteed free guns, then.
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i}f my pIcture of a pellsant ~p rI, MISS FeMher
a. da.y, and YOUJ h OU ld see she gd;; nil
(Chopm); M ISS Mary Crees (tntOed by Mr. from opium and every ~~tio'. , It 15
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. An easy ' va to set a lIcn IS t o P'"
Now we hate the family settled. The K~lser braJn ! '. M ISS ,
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Walter Ford ) sang" The Sheph erd's Sot1g" (E.
. The Remedy for Gld ""d YOWlll...
as Emperor o~ Mittel-Europa with the Crp wn What a. lovely hat she has on! Is she gom&" her In I box WIth a. run and then plenty oi fooci ,
Elgar); MISS ;F. a1een Sly rendered the pianoforte
. Prince wBiting to succeed him. Of the Kling
to
a
theatreY"
Artist ! (despond.-ently) . sh.e
come off when sh~ likes
But. I ha,o
1010, Rondo from Sonata, OJ'! 28 (Beethoven),
dams which l ~ake up
new Empire Jwe have
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a hat; she's carrymg home a known hens not liking tblsfa.nd they h,n e Just:oet
tho tca.cher ~ing MISS D Vinc;ent; Miss MarKmg EI~l in ' Ukrame, Kmg Adalbert In bundle Df hsy.' ,
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o~ and on ttl l qUite wasted ml'ay thwugh lad: I,r
garet. 'Slmmonds: sang I f The Faithle!!11 Shepherd.
ess .. Rnd .. Danny Boy" (the instructor be.lOg
FATAL DOG'S BITE.
Livoma, King Augustus m Courland, King
A laQy once called her new !lernnt, on
food, and then, of courseJ down goes the h~ll
Oscar
in
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King
JoachIm
in
Bel
told
her
to
go
to
tO~'n
to
fetch
n
few
p:ltte
rl.
Mr Ford) f UIIJS' Hclen :M anning contrlbu ted ~ a
---0-ginm.
Brother-in·law
Tino
rules
agam
In
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na'y
-blue
eerge
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Tlie
servant
set
out.
an
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It
IS most essentIal tl1at t~c fo\\l h3.\'e tood 1t!,£U
pianoforte solor Prelude (from Suite by D ebu~9y),
G~ece. A COUplD of Karl's Archdukes look .;oon returned , much to the astom~hment. 0
lady Ll.Dd of the rIght fOrt if she IS to haHl R. gMd
her m~t.ruttor being MI5S VlDQCnt ~ Miss Marie
DEATH , UNDER AN AN£STHETlCoafter Serbla and Montenegro. It is finished. ner m1stress, With a StU lor In lila umform , r e· h3.tch For this l'eason t~ero IS not,hm.... ~pcr
Howes (exhib ltlOn erl Mng H Iri!h Lullaby JI and
The world is made e&1e for democrllcy,
merking at the same tlmc: I" ThIS is all 1 thin takmg her off r egu!(lvly €{lch mO I~' llg il "!
.. Sea. 'Flower," .Mr Ford being responsible for her
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tr[l~ing; MI!lj Behnda. Heather performed as a
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fecdlDg her m a. coop au"a.j' fr om tl!e e~~~,
At an inque't held by tp,e Deputy Coroner (Mr .
p ia noforte solo Scherzo in C Sharp minor (Cbopm),
It was the news from FiI;)land, you r ernemJohnhie'" Did l you notice that lov ely gil l'
so that she ca.n get a. dnst -bath and phmt~ 0;
and for her tramtng credIt 18 taken by Miss Vin. F_ W . Martm) on Friday in last week, les'pectmg ber, which st nrted.J us upon thiS picture 9f the What glorious ele5, '\\ith nn! expression h~
Hand (calmly)
clean fresh wa.ter
The b hst. 'gram I!> m i' I7.t> ll11t
cent and l"lr. W D. Boseley; and the last two the death of Sa,rah Ethel Eastwood, of Vlctonl¥- new Europe. The, news may not be true-in- that of 0. f tn.tled faft n."
Jtcms on tho programme were an organ Ilolo, road, Wargrave~ wh8 died on IÂ¥arch 4th at the deed, I do not think it is true-but I am oertalD '" If she lias that look she' s from London ' very few shops self this, !;O!you must take th~ bm
Choral Prelude on the .. Old lO~tb" (PatTy) by Royal Berkshire Hospital, whll~ under an anaes- that It was lnsplTed,.from Berhn m the hope Johnnie: .IWhyT" Old Han
"You see, 8.
you can find J which IS usually a mixtUJ C', \I hple
1.l1ss Margaret Slmmond s (Mr P R. Scrivener in. thetiC, and before 3J;! operation was perjormed. that It might become true. I know also t ha,t the g uls thera nrc thnt wo.y. Dodgm8 'bus( perhaps you can find a few maize and i\ Itttlc ]lOCH
the Kaiser, in a telegram to the PreSident oJ and taus, jlOU know_"
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structor\, and a pIanoforte solo, Fint Movement
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w eat 'Vlth this each da.)' she sho\lld he ahle til
from I5onotn., Op I 78 (Boctboven), by MI" Tbe jury returned & verdict to the ' e!lcct th.t t h e P ru s~ua n Lower H04se, has stud: ·" As ar
,Llttlo Harry ! (after eating his mea£l
Florence Smith, who ha.s been taugbt by MISS 'denth was caused by blood poifionmg tiet. up by ns huma.n j udgmcDt can ....foretell> the Ger- ration of bread a.nd marganne) /0 Must I 6 1
ma.intam the heat 3.nd hatch all Vie good rgpgrace mam~ Mamma: II Of courEe, dill
There IS no cause or fear l lf on ly there lulrs arc
Vmcent. 'fhl' completed a, ' very mt.erest.ing and '. the \ute of a dog_
I manisation of the Bo.1tic lands is now made
mentoriotls Pfogra~e, wbich evidently gAve
From the evidece given by Dr. Shoisbcrg, house secure for all time_" So I know that the : pic- Iing.'f LIttle Ho.rry · "'VeIl, you snld Goo observed, but und er all condltlOlls be q\lt e ( I '('~
much pleasure to all conccrned-student5, audi· surgeon at tbe Hospital, It a.ppeared that every ture i9 a~ 'true plctur..e of what wIll happ ~n if could read our thoughts, anci If I ally 1'111 and gentle- a.nd nevel' flutte~ her 10 a.n,,- \\ a,' Snn 0
enee, and instructoIll alike.
ca.re Bnd attentIOn was given to the decen.sed for Germany has any so.y in tbe ma.tter. Ho'if do thankful Ha'll know joUy "W ~ll what a 'belOlD- hens secm to 4'1l0W when y10u speak
tlIenJ , u·.d
able little har I am! "
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Isoveta.l weeks · )iefore the operation was decided you like it!
"If
I
had
a
shilhng
tor
every
black
eye
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The
doctor
was
attending
an
mJured
worna
....
once
they
are
roughly
hnrtdled
It~
ls
all
o,a and
upOn, and it wa.s not until ' the physicia;n m charge
statcd that the deooMed wn.s medically ns well as 11Rve had I would b~ able to buy some War who hati come to hi S 611 rgefY With her arn they never trust you a.ga l~ ,
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, be could be for tbe oper..tlOn ,' tliat ,teps were ~ts~~n:;~~;Yf~'r ~~~~k~tigw::~he;~oo~~~'8P:;e~ s-e' Grely bitten, As he dressed the
h E'
.After the twenty
days for bens and the
taken to arrange for It. " Major Rltson, the
remarked: "I cannot qUIte make out whl' tweut.y.eight for ducks there should be ~t1l c
The
tramway
and
~mmbus
employees
notice
sort
of
IUlimal
bit
you.
The
wound
IS
too
smn
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specna,l anaesthetIst to the Hospltal, ... ga",6 the
an ...thetic to -the' patient: and although ,be took to cease work would have exp l~ed on Satur- for a horse's bit.e and ' too b~g for a dog's " chlCkens, wluch. mllst be left In tho nest ttll thor
It remBrkably well Ifor some twelve mmutes, roo da.y night, but no strike will no ..v take place, "Oh" it wasn't an nnun-sllj' exclaimed the oughly dry ltnd fluffy_ Som~ people are ahqy~ hJOl
the workers and ti¥ employers havmg agreed pQ.tient. "It ~as .another , lady."
1 109 IJ1.tO the nest to see w~at luck she has ;l;a ,l ;1.1Ii!
Splrlltlon suddenly fa.iled, and she died about
.An officer on bonrd a warshIp was drtl\mg then t.aJ....ng a.WR.y the mm ly hat.ched ttl l cne h;l ~
qua.rter o~ an hour a.fterr-a.rds, WItness stated to accept the award made by ' the Committee
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Th
his men_ H I want every mah to he on hIS compfcted the task, but I,t here IS nothm!; bw, 1
How a , ree were made happy.
that he h d conSiderable experience in admInlsler· on Productlon.
back, PlJ.t bls l egs 111. the alrl l!and
move
them t b a~ jU,'s t t.akicrr out the oud shells and len\ I II!; ~ I',
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ing anReS etlC8, and had been very: feftunate, tblS
" h
Id
1 ks 1I h e were 1'1 d mg a b IC}C Ie,
e exp alOe. h
I.
bemg bls rot .l,tllIty out of a v~ry largo number
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~' Now commence." After a short effort; onE'
er youngsters under ~e r' IOften I hal e ~eCJl the,!'
lTime after time the fact. bl\!!I been made clear in of cases.
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ma.n stopped. "Why have you 5to~ped , hatch twelve cblcks frOID fifteen eggs and hl1l1'1" Ihe
the88 columna that a. faulty oondl tJon of the blood IS
The COToner, m IS tmmtnmg up to t e JUry, re·
Murphy!
asked the officer
"If ye p az e, dozen off 3.11 a.t once, all~ yet she has n() I C! lx:cil
I th
I
h
tIli
ma.rked BtS to the cleM" &ll.d explICit wa.y In whIch
responslbIe Ior most 0
e troub as t at a et tho the-medical eVidence had 'been given
til,l,t
wts the ans" cr. "Oi'rp fr ee· wheeling " touched smce she startedl hatcbln g
'1111" IS :n'
bo & __ ~rL in bel';
weaker sex, n~lm&tter tWhhothbor ~t tb
The jury, m returning thelr verdict. , as a.bove
.A: ~ certain gentlemo.n, f\lwaJ 8 very polite to
fal' the best plan I{ the e7'gs arc. a\l of olle (ittr or
'teons or ilie WI e or mo er t at 1!I e 8lUlerer.
I stated, collunended the medical a.uthonties: of the
ladies) 1\&5 assertmg one dny that he hnrl only a. day apart, hut when a. '\\ee\" or t\\ o~ th~r
Aft the cause is tbo Mmc
many calleS, i~
1
b
never- seen a really ugly wom~u. A Ind y wlth '\nIl oft-en be houl's apbrt In h:1tchmg
follows tb,t: pro WilUo.ms'
pilla, whl(~h e.ot Royal Berkshire H08plta for t e attention paid
a fl.&t nose, overhellrlllg hIm, :!Iald' " SIr, loo~
In ,many cases never attempt to ft.'eel then !Ill
upen thQ ble04 by nonruhing
pu.rifymg it, ar e to\ the deceased whilst under ~beir car,e.
who writes
at me, and conleSf' tha t I a.mt truly uS;ly
thirty hours old a.t Jeast and best If n CIlI l'J [()JII ,
as lollows:
U Madam "
he
rephed
H like I th(l rest of your
because
they ha.ve then absorbed the , olk ,PHI WI!
Ono appreelQ.~on 1!I
,
fuUy
sex. you' are an ange'l" fall(l~ from the skIes; be qUite ready fer a fe ed The ol gan !; nre Ir:l'1I'
Olarke, wh.o
at 9,
but It was your mIsfortune :rathLer t han )OU; for food, and thev bemg r~ li ttle hung lY \\ I]l 1,,,!;:
Leeda, - This
atated.
who 1st
fault that 'You happened to alight on your nose " ronnd for somethmg 'Vhen the" h.ne hnd their]
ca.U.~ qn Itc"!': ':
cannot lpea"k: too highly of Dr_
Mrs. Fizzletop has bE!~n makmg an ea rnCl:t feed they Will nestle dO\vn under the h('ll , al1fl.
WllUama' pin ~. for they;: not only cured me of
effort to -bave her son Johnny taught to piu) keepmg warm, Will soon !grow NO'1 k ~'Ci' 1\'(' 111
debility, but they &leo QUred. my two daugbters oj
t.he ' plano. A~ few dB>Ys ago },ira. Fiz~l c top dry
fee d regu larl ~ and the wbole hllJod ~ h')u d
.
ueemia.." .. f
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qalled
I " " Thy aren' t you practismg be reared successfullv"'l
Referring to ber own case, Mrs, Clarke explaiDcd :
A COMPAN1!'.
your
1 ,.... 1' 1 am."
.r You are
of
'-.
' I graall8.11Yj loit all m.y energy ~ . _8pidu I!.. and
not.
touched Itbe pinno for the
Orden for week ending Marcb 23rd, 1918.
;
enty da.y grew more and mOTe tiftlB· My appetite
la,t
been Ipractismg 0.11 the
Olll..r ·for tho eok: Boo.·Lieut. E. A. W"?ttesjey. ·
'nile left me, lond the oigbt or thougbt of food filled
are pauses In Ull! march, an.
Ned for dut : Lieut, T. R . Xent.
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,
' I ~e ~'ith <)i5~t.
N.C.O'L for eweek' Ser!Zt. Hlggft 81\d Cpt M~gan
~.p.r;~e.lri.i'~ them over , nd over until .1
I
I I My head
Sed tp throb and ache &8 If it <wero
Next lor d y: Borgt. ;McFarlane &ud L,·Sergt.
bunting, and. I grew very wea.k. My nerveB got m
Trel1c.
-,
I
a drJadful atate ;ea:f sudden n 0 11le upH8t me, and I
N .C.O. '. n duty at the Range:
grew very ~pr.
medical fld VlOO, and
L.-Cpl Herford.
aa told tbat( I .....
f~m debility, i¥"
miss noll'". , The 'concert for the Lent term took

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yeu! :" "Not.o 'mu.h .s
Oat in her ai."iIlS,"
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BegIJIU': II KiJl;a lody, I W&8 not
thi'." Lady : "No; yostertl81 you
other arm tied up!"
Jim: .. TOlD , ,o;·hom did. you
Baxter married? "
"Well, Ihe

Bepubhc" but & Kjngdom.
H~vlDg deClded ttiie, it looked
played l\·{th undimiQlsbed
world and wondered froJD whence
months.
its Ktng. No doubt the chums of
D;.ugbte" 01 M , Dupont" b...n man and of that man wero cODsldered, but
for long, the meritit of the one
q~~I':;~;'::n~~~~~"~~;;~~:t~
t
mightplllY
he without
brought&DY
III
Fmlant;l were so obvlOUs that
a8 J ' Damagcd Goodts" no he~it'tion in the minds of
so
t,hey have begged PrlDc~ Osc ar of
, Ghos~," ~n fact one IS left
to come and rule o"~ them. PrlDce
10 doubt as to what
the Censor had In prOa
hlblt.ing public perfofm~nces of thm most huma.n
th;\'
pla.y a8 hs did for upwarda of 10 years, in Bfite of
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the cndea. vours of
late lamented La \Yrc~oe rving, Wishes. H
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f' SIX
_ sons.
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u.s 1.0 dIe IlppealinJ; qualities
who woe a true
The .\
Kal:!ler
~e Crown
of the pIa"
hu.s
for ltself tlte Prince's destmy is alteady 6s8urec!' He lsi to
8ub·tiWo of
a.nd greA.t. be the future Emperor of Mittel-Eur0...Plli lf
1t r eally ia,
allow to not of the world, What shiloH we do for PrlDce
paso W)thout
Eitel Friedrich' Already I seem to hear the
Ukra.iman Repubhc whlSpering 'hat an al,ltocratlc monarchy , is renlly t he most satisfactor) form of Govern':f;.ent. If only the rl~ ht
KIng could be forthco 109 I Has hu~ graCl:lou9
Majelty the ~ai8er 8. yone to su~estY _ I~ It
posslhle that by tany chance he bas a I\qble
son to sparer The most excellent Prll~ce ~ltel
-IS he otherWise eng£l.gcd"\l The ,Kaiser consents graciously. I " Pnnc;e Eltel-forward'!I"

On the manifold \ work carried on in I;onnectlon

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"For qaite (8 year .1
this. Then it
~urr&d tp'me that,u
0 ¥id:~~~ll~~~~I',!!\~ been

ourai of 'I1IiIlm~ by Dr. ,
miji{bt do mD goOd. So I Qcom... ",
I did 80. and very eeon found.. II.
WeeK or two I 'f:ound my .,,~~;~~~!~~u~:~!
H.A.a I oo4tinucd Dr.:'"
f'Uefcty aime 'l baok. And every
aui'7better. ·1iM.y nane)] W'&f'8
~n to laugh at myoId loan
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'1"1" I wa. ",",,~16telY freo of a
havo mentioD~. . - !.
"No gir1l9OUlclb••e 8.1U1imi&
..y two <Un,htero,
Ithey lib
on op»Orturuw
of - I f 01 th. ·;~~;;;~lli'.:[
DrJ Wi!liAma f pink pilla h .... II
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with dr",

causlIlg
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a~#:~ef::.!;~~d'b'i~
>J~elll<·cat'" the
a sixback
penceo,f
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\..llt":~:~':.)PI. es. and 9intOlCn't
to try them Thc
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D,.r["ctlv
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