Reading Observer 12-1918

-REPRESENTA.TION,

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by .the Proportional Rcpre8eft-

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Doctors. Nllrses. cmd,. AJbIIulanc:e experts
lWho bjlw sqb;ectad Zam-Qa!''. id' ~ractical .tests
't!edare .it to be wonderfullY cm~e' for s1l))er-

'idal wO\lllds and ollstin&t. : SItin\ cUseaaea.

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a.not.her aoC).ety before loslPg ~ucb. I
veu ~ary that the clubs £oould

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Zam-Buk declare this famOul·· healor to
its weigbt in gold.
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FREDERICK VIc;TOR.

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\ VETE~~S' CONGRA.TULATIONS.-

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The followin Jetter has ~en sent froiD. the Exeeutin

The Ministry:' of. Food
.and the . ~alue of
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770. followine t. "" ""tiel from a '
.talement made by the Mini.td qf> Food
in the HOU3e of Common. r on ! ectobc,.
31.t, 1918, 10 a q~ ..tion." .J;..d on the
supplie.s of chocolate ~ to "; the' Navy ! and
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ana othcr'tanteen. f

of the OIL'fera

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m and Rem.dtllg Vfjt.er'ans' Assooiation

to the Prim, Mjiniat.er, Admirtl.l BOlI.tty, Field Mareha.U
Sir D. ~g. 1'h~ MlDiator 01
Li.ut~ CqI . Leah.
Wlll!lOf, all10 t<) MUlhall
a. covering letter.
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MEN AND WOM'EN KNOW.
In.mel\ SwiJt • .!.ttc!cltfie.-;;;;'~;I:l.

fh ~t

Well, Slr, fer me!:-elf l J feel a

"lth co'nsiderable

Latcltfor .. Cabby
"1.'\\0 shdhngs, s1r"
TQll'rpy: :' . I How much fo r my " lu,ggage?"
Cabb~'
"Free~ ... sir"
'tommy
"Take the
lugsage,Jo,.rll wal1<'"
Hubb'yJ: " So
yo u
b8.ve changed your
wllsherwoman!" .. ' W lfev: Hyoo; but how

did ' you r know" u ' Hubb) "Oh, ~nstefLd of
gett1TIg l"; ~1;'0\\n'5 arid. Green' s slntts now, I
am get~ng ' e:ome an-ange garments I ha ve
never " orn be'lore."
"WhQ.\:,. W'as "lohfl terrible nCi.se l.:l.st e-ven
jng!" lnqmred the stllr bonrder
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absent·UJ.mdCd Brofc,sor agaIn," replIed the

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UTILITY POULTRY.
The quest.lon of utlht.y poltH ~y musl of '1e-c C:~~,1l;v
mean 8I"!ytll 'll.!{ ",Judl ca n be c01ln ted as p rcduol:1g'
S'OometH ns qU I k'y " lllCh IS ma.rk' bb 1-:! , Eo c.:.l. y
p eopl e> t alk of utility ;l,1I(j ba Td l) kno'" ",l.!:Lt th 'J\
m e an, Rnd whe'n l he:; a s!~ v.h 'ch \, lhe L-rs'. br" ~ :i
for ullh t.j th e) e,l[loot ~:<::phm wha t t.11 ~:t ' "':-:'1 to
unply th() 7.ord. Sorr. e locK: upon 11 a.S b ~ l'q .J Dly

found

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tl~e ~ewsp8per and trIed to

upsid~ 'dewn In
at&nd 1 u~n his hcnd l:.t Tc'1'd It "
'0 " Did ' you k.,now," 6Jud t he man who was
r eadmg. abpu.t the cOlltrachon of metols,
.. tba£ &"' clock ' tleks CasLer 10 wtnter tbau
sum~r r! '
"No, I never I'ohced that !1b m ~
a e locle .~~ But I kno\v ~ gas meter does, and
mor~ C!jo, now rftbionlng IS In force ."

D.Dnual meetmg of t.he 1tead.ng AuxlUa.ry
. Mlsslonary SOCIety 'W1lii 'hQld tn ~he
'Bro" d"5' '''..t Congrega.bona.l Church on Thu¥!l"f

Old'

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egg plcdllctlon je~ surely I~ ~a ll apply to il l jll rf ••
V. hleb..., eRn e-8!> lly be turned lnto pnflt
W ,~ II t h:: I,
tha q ~lyk est wP,y of pI-::hlr.og up mCl'ley I" t :'l jl ....
duoo t,lble bu"d s, for when p ro perly fed F.c 1Jlrdl
(an be zold at 16 v. c.cks, thut:> !l{~lng I~ s than n\"'6
In(. nths from th e shell, and. you C:lnnot r al ~ '! Il'an7
pulkb to. l ay In thlS i:' me T..et us ta ka It , Lh" ' l,
that ellh(;r ta.ble or egg prcdueus "Ill be cntlt.lcd

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e8.ught ,v.ou k18~ing my daughter, have If "
Young Mr. Cooley: .. I t rust there IS no doubt
fIobout c ltr 6ir.
'the b~ht is qUite dIm, and' I
should f e el' vastly hUTnlhated If It. should turll
out tha~ I I had ' b een lnssmg anyone ,else,"
Paddy: .. When's th e next tram for Lon·
don?" • POJ;~er
".J-qs t gOlllg' out nov.;"
Paddy depftort\lt, h tlt return6 m a few mmutes
In an ~hau!:;ted condltl on
POI tel'
H Hullo
dIdn't you clltch the tram'" Pad dy . "No'

but 1 didn't ' or! make the teg~ar puff'"
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the. mnrpm-g. doctor.''' "Ah! Have you l\.
mny I 3-3k'
Sen ant Girl

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p ohce""lan"
1/ Ah.
then,
give hlm up , and fall In love ,qth the Im lkman "

Jbluahinifl. "Ve! ... < Who

(He's "tne n'ight

.. w'h atever drove you to mnrrymg fourteen

wlvesY "~ a.~ ~ed th.e magistrate, r csardlDg the
~rlSOlter wit-h m9re than orrltnary interest..
TJollrJ.,eett \'Vas , s~ch nn ~nlucky number to
stop at;, your aonQur!" an!wel ed the penitent
prieoJ;l.erl w~pj~,g Ius e yes I't, nth hlS , cant elecve.
The ~lln;1iIn " slouched mto the fi sh shop
" IE-te, ':Illider." he t'emarlied, "I wants a
'ad dick ~ .. -Tho ~ sbopman eyed h un
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nan! " .'be asked brleftr, The IJL<1 el'ed him In
turn . -' He wash't gomg to be outdone by a
(ishmong~ r , not be,
"No, fick 'un I" he reo
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Nov.:, I.urdy the' bEs t under th ..s hf:a.dl1'l g mutt be
a. fowl wh ich wJ!1 answer both p\lrpc~es thn.t IS for
eggs ILnd gocd f or table bu ds There al' '' ~ e\"'r:ll
useful fOol' h; 'Which would come und er th s lIE'- "i II
rom-e of w hlCh my :rea<'lcrs 111a) 'kno\\ ,\ .:-11 0 ' f!
could c aslly reckon the Rhode TFJand R ~~l :l br n"
~ thIS el afJ;, for the P01l1ct!!' are ' gcccl h , ... rs 11. 1
give <L nice coloured egg. whil e all t ho c~ ~!.. ",, ~· h
(an be roM off early or le ft. to m a ~ c g.y:o In "
roa..<;tmg Jomts, t he onh dTa. .....bilCk to ti' em be 1 ~
fII ycllo""; le-g and l!!lnn, whic h doPS not "e ll
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frA," t he b ench , but. thIS prejudIce IS b~' llg c,e ro:;rme, and t.he CGoks are filld' ll q thl t v.b p·1 ('{n~ed '
the colonr of the skin 'IS cf no c\)n~ :Y' :> ;"W: ll.
Anolhe r br~Q. of the h car, type .... hl Ch v; (I1JH
mnke a goo.d utility bml ' ts Ib c, ~ lgh l Sll ~ S!';: , a~'l
I!;(lm () ..... o uld pr(:fcr t h,,,, 'to th(' r.xl "hr. " \ l1l~ ' k!']
and !e>g IS [L good p Oin t 'f it onl) means- a. 'l' (.~n
r ea :iy s!ile. while the fl e~ h I S of nr.,t Cb H qu:: u'"
and plen ly of It when prof/ad y frd
1 h0 bc' t
shape fOr utilIt y e f elthel of t he se W1)1.1 k! be the
n'C"aTe:..t to the Ideal b t r~l fOT e:dll LuJoll bcnLh ~
both need
long b:toCk l'Ind deep clll~L . ,dJl e:I I" . ~Il
pol1h8 18 n C!o::lded fN
typc.al bids , wh ctltpr f:.r
show or common usc To t.hese a-dd a '" Hie U " 00;
and yOU have tho e;'sentu'l] flolllts Whl('b mo.~ o <tn
ldaol bird. ")tany of the I.X-st !'it.rams< of ednQ ' (111
slenk pro\e th~ best fer eggH, wblle t hef" muo;t 0;: " .
tamJy be good for table oWlUg to 1l he lm lgl h O!;!d
breadth of breast In either oi th~ the h- !: r rl~ l'
could follCIW show pomts- and yet ca.:mbUle uti l i ., .
bec&u~ tbe two go hand In h.ami
Thm-e c,we
some high cl~ s St.t'alIlS of Li ght. SmMx lab)llt
which l1ave mode egg p : cords. to eq ua l any or the
Leghorn fa:J"Ully
lf the "nter 'l'On t h:o; N!"(l
ccm.nled . Then there IS t he \0\ yan<iol t.e wI, b
wouli nl'eCt the need o f an Ill! round n 311 I ~ ' S
best to. ha\"e on any fl\rm ()ne 611 ling' bre[(1 rnr
though .,houlrl an mcubat<1r fl n(l fosle r mc lh, r \1e
used, It lS not a1-w ays n-ece.·sary t." keep t hese g CI ' g
when one hen would be enough
In the "'V~~. J'!
dotte J Ou can find tke best 1lI0t\..~ r of the lat., nnti
ha.tchmg tbe~ aTe £0 patient and car erul
that It 16 st:ldom tha.t e1t.her all egg or cblckfn
gets cn.u;hed
As a. rule Lhey wlll pratt'''!:.. Ihur
eh~k s Ir ~m a,-ny verm in and soon noLlco tn"! approach 'of trouble The-ugh not big th~J ~a n
ClOver It. good nest of eggs, n.nd If good 'W ,ll ha.tch
t"he~ let cut. Here 9.g.alll tohe skm IS }c 1b w, a r..'
though on t he s mall fude they <:fl.ll ea.sll ) h<: g:)~
y'p to() 5 lb.." 10 weigtht and t.he n ll nd .a. T<lody h Ie
SOnlQ of tha pullct.s have e ven bealen th e Ill}!n;
:roo;nods of the Leghorn, a.nc1 belDg more (lOCl l(!o ~ni

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f'<lIm tbo.t
Weet.erll oiviliea.tAO'Il
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THE POULTRY ' YARD.

heir of the head"

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J!;ood thll.ll P0I111rl!'. "pmlt on mOl! ca\ r.)~\l IH)L DROYD' S GnAYEL PILI...3. a poSl·It'6 cUle for
Gmvcl, PalDs 1Il the Back, D'om • . Bt' (·h t ~ l),5e_' O
of the Kld ne}s, Gout, SC\;"\hca. · l!'l 311. of Gheml~tt
PO!\t free 14 litnmlls. HOLDROYD'S MT~ DlOAL
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th,\t on" 110:1: of theSfI pm .. lli1S 11 cme m m .. e ~o ')d
tha n ad t he med iCine!> I Im vc t il ke n ." I{,)b . t r c \k o
1 I, Slt\ C ' ..~;t l ('t!t. Durn"Ic\ , \\ t'lrC l - " J ~ n U [ ullvl t3
say JOUt plUS nrc of pllcclef>!'. worth" :Mn; \\ 11\:.1\\.
",on , or Nelson, stat.!"s·-' My sister !>.uffered fl ,)11:I
wenl.: kidnevs tonk oue bo:t:, U'h1C11 h f'~ done lie" ')H'ra

The fo.J l)er ,had g.one 8."\\ ay and left hlS only
gon 1n charge of the sho p
., ~~re vou the
head of :the firm ?" aslted the man With the
~am~le Cli le who h nd Just come 'n.
" No
sir, ' ~ephcd t.he ) ,?UllS IDa.n
"rill only th~

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JOHN II I:TUlIPHR£IS S(!Cl d Ir'

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!lfATY \ '""!tn.
of EXf'cul n (0::11._

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W. C. ANDF:nSOS, Vlcc - Chnlrnliln of E:<: ceutl ve

Cauntry Dootor (~p ermtendc nt. of Sunday
Mr. W. J . Bta.m. The ehalrman was su.ppod,ed
Schdol): . "l$'OVj, clllldren, who cnn te I m E:
the Revs.
N H!lI'f1SOll, W. Morton ""'W'W" , I ~b ~t , we l'l~st I;iQ in .order to get to hea.ven!"
sou &nd E : J. Perry (seel'etary).
BrIght BOy: I I We must die" Country Dnc
Mr, C. Da.lgbesh presented the ~5 ,date;! U QUite right, but what must we do be·
ment , 6nO'Wlog t.ha.b a. roost gra..tafying adva.noc had
we dt~ 1 "
lJnght Boy: "Gct 61 Ck and
been ma(ie.-ln the eontr~utlons to , the Soclet.y du'"
for )'Db."
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mg t be ~ar endIng March \ 31st. No lees than
Benm~ was - telhng his pllr~nts about the
£630 bad: been ('(lased by th e churches of tbo.! wonderful things he sn.w In the CltCUS 61de
I HAnd ewhay do you tlunk," he said.
AUXIliary, as compared "9;lth £007 the yea<r 'bIiore. 8ho~
Tite Oh&1rmlLD offered: conpat.uJatloDs upon th ~ U There .W&s an a.rrulesa woman ",ho pln)ed
the p\a.n7r wfth~ he'9' feet" Llttle SIster Ruth,
apleDdid repol'b p resen ted, }>Cmting 01lt tha.t i
IS ~tnkl.n~ ro-u5lc lessons, piped up U I'll
'W"_ rema.rk",blc how the m l.terest.. in fo.reig:n IUlS- who
jUlSt bet 8~e ( an't ~pan tl.n octa.ve WIth her
S<lDS had eVQn moreal5ed during the perIod of t.hi!
toes."
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He / IDo remarh:"<l tha.t. tho R,c.\. P,Itt Bona.r
U Why dd yOll call YOllr .story' The Thiev~s'
NOTES,·
J(ie, of' Castle..st.reet Congregationa.l Church,
Rorpa..n ce 't-"
"B;)" nu.se I~ I S aU I1.bout 8t.en1~
hinl~elt a.n :a.r.;tune nL for the . . mcompa.ra.ble va.h'e
ing' ~ l' Ho,.,Y"
U Well.
the e-tory of the roo
of the 'WOrk t>f lhe L M S. and kindred 8Oel~ttC& .n n.IU\OO ~e'. ...thl&' WfI:Y 'She stole a. look; ~
.. AGRICULTURAL GAZEITE."]
he stole a ' kJs$. ~ K-ext tlLey had stolen meet·
the D ependenC) of IOOUI.
The Broad-oLreet C hOir rendered t.b& ~anthem, ings, the'y s.tple a march on then' fTienda. and
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bpth' .tol. • .....y!" "And .do they steal
If Send out Thy :Llght.,1t a fte.r 'Yt'hlc~ the, Rev
W
Uppingh""... farmer tells h9 IV
back a.g'Q..In" "
Piggott,
of
Stl-eatbam
(who
~ucceeaed thu
our forefathers has 'bo::!n rev l.~
SUvesttt HorDe as SuperlnJe.ndent. of the . )0 The lq.~y ,,&8 <"Ompln.mmg k / her iialryman
~na, !lamely, follo~"n,g ~p
Whitefield's
Central :M~"n, Tobte-nbam Cout't~ ~arding the qilallty of hi S "In~lk "Short of
flock: 01 ah.&ep.J A.. ~ ma.D ii.nd .d3g
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road) add-reued the meetmg, and urged t.hat lJllS' gralE6 feed," l!I[nd' the loculr\r lJlIlkman.
of 1Ih'MP. ~ly iovm , ' a:: gOOd:
of\en .IC~ng ' a.nd ,,'atch them c rymg becft,use
:!olon
wuu
wM
not
,merely
8.
vety
irnpo-rlarnt
pari
.,nnter~ta in & da.y, And ('(Jn~
they .feel ·\he\r mllk don't do them credit.
f&r bett«£., tb'a.n r~a.ny roll.;' while of th<e 'Work of tho church' It was a-8.ther the eae'D- YO\l don't believe It, mum?" H Oh, yes, I
tial
nature
of
t
h,t
work
for
lhe
spe<5fte
pu"PO"
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believe ~ it,'~ sald the lady; II but I Wlah in
be ~ when tlhe r8.nd~'i~ far too
1
Jesus Ch.ristl lU the "W"orld. We ought I" lature you'd
tJiat they don't drop the..
to
get
of the moral Ictuffiness of our church lIfe tears m!q p~l' can,"
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T;!.oy (il\l,\awed toncs): u· P8., do you
by openmg ih~ 1'ind.'ows, a.nd by ~-e))1bennJ
lbok~d i nto tile pRtrlour Just now, 8.nd
tlha.t, we cannot ault.n"ate m a. 80"'1'Ve:rpot "",ba.t WiU
tJllnk I s8.wf" Ii'&ther: U Can't
otIo1:r ~oW' m 'the ~ Our own Chridia.nity beII
Small
. " Why, 61st.er
00IllEII an increuiongly bIg a.nd glcqpua thing
on the
stool and h e r
"",ben we eee It ISba.red by obbera 'Whom DOthlDg
froBt Qf her hold·
el&e 'WIll l'ea.ch Anothel' ~actlOn upon the church
= H Ah, sen• eeea. in -its d o:rolcgres. a.nd in ih fa,it.h. The:real
hold.iD~ her
defence ot Obrist. and HlS r-eltlC)l) docw not oom""
the pumo.'
study 80 much u from the iDtett- lD the
needed carbohyfront lines; ~fOT tMy are the IIIH!m who ha.V6 the
abovo _8.11, somethmg
l ....t ·dcoot, olthough (or ___use P) they ...., i~ {he
doeto~ mentioned a ' long
-.it&t Con8.lcts of' life. One objection that' is
He stas§ered out and
restaunitt. , " How &bout'
rlfttled 't<r mlEona iI tilf't "every !religion. .ia
altked the walter.
'" Is that
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it. 0W1J, .pedple and lUp 0W1l settmg." Oae
The waiter didn't know.
10 sbciWd Oi worolUppiDg "'·Stoneh""l!".
to be ..._
to tIijs <>1>.
\ogk.f. -The
carbohydrates · or
.!"::!~l~::s c:~hU1f.n say
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AN~unIN WILLl-C'IS, Chalrmn n

tdmed to:: '

e"Y6Ilmg: m last 'Wcck, under the chairmanslllp ,.,f

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FAWCE'n,

,.. .ALPnIm Mo:-.-n,

Hilt 60 .1hu-ch l.ke a pl'lSOn; but then of
course. it all depend8 ern what you &re ~cus

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BunXTfA.)I,
I{J.ry. C'OUltT:-iI?,Y OF P:F.:-.'WI T ,[,

maId). I i Why did you
ppsi' t1tqae Je ttef~ 01 mine when you knew
they v,er.e llot nd drcsse dT" New Maid 1'1
thought you Qidn't. \\8.I1t. a nyone to k now Y;ho
they \\cre fo r , ma'am."
Prospective Ten~nt (viewmg I bouse)' "I
thtnk, after all, ~ flf\t V!ou 1d ISU~~ us better"

MISSIONARY
SOCIETY,

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?4Istre8s (to

~ONDON

The ' very fineSt ·~rodu,ct."

MADE A'l' BOURNVILLE.

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to enolose • penny stamp for the return po.t.g••

A STRIKING

YOl.<1S fn.llhf lll h
GnE"l:, ProsMcn t.
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PAR:o.JOOR, Cl ltl.1tm~n oi G e n ~l,1. ! CommJ tel'
BAr,POUR OF BURLEIGH,
C n A'1I .... He l1lml~ ,

Lu.ck \ W\HI,t d'y.cr can luckY Why , I t &m't
ane of tberp. ke)-le.ss ones, 80 I've goU.er buy

inte~ting

Cadbury's. Cliocqtate

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The mc:r~ co:u.; t!Cta.tl UIl 15 j!1 (11 () tl1.~
questIon, th e d earer Il ','111 h ee:) I e t .... n, ! .~ ~ I ~
no o t hel' SYSle<m 'O f ele.:: llCll v. ' I~ h (: " • ~ ' -.:0 ~ I Il
l \t~t share of rep ro~ ~ n t n " Ol!
Tl t e ~r ~ : ~, ..].
I ndl~a.tlons t.h at fhe pcopJ s :tbo , I I, "}~ , t ~ "
Joshed u.s new na il"l' " :l.t tl, .... p ( '" (" Il;-P~ ! . ' "
the n~-c~::. ty of e'~borlym~ th,", 1'1If,(' 1, 1 iii tl l~1T
ron."il1 t ubc ns " Te irllSL th at t111'" c(.~ , I ~ \ " ,11 In
If ,~ t r{'::;menl of a. qU«ilJOn drs ' II 1 0 ill )
':J Itn •
porlant a. pInt m the dc , ~ I() l' ll " n t ( ' T('n "
l.hve lIls bt uhons. m amt.a.m II ~ It O' tle r hlj; :i[1'" ' "l!
t.he free n.atlo ns of th e world
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:ri.kpoc~et :

First

11\

11Il1'0nalll!

EpcoOChC'S

her pIc t ure taken"
Gertruc;le. " I don't. tbmk Bertha. carc!'l for
Tom. Why, shet.B~ a. head tnller thon he!"
Phyllls ': to Oh, I ti on 't know. She 's had all
!tcr' heels lowered"

Address' Ohlef ChemIst, Research LaboratorlO!, 67,
BoI60'fer"8treet, London, W.l.

desirable to diminish the present
issue of chocolate to Hili , Majesty:s
Forces,"
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,~

Fnend ,· (I90kmg at photo)· "T#'lJS is ..
Dhoto 1$)1, ' ¥rs. Peok-er, I suppose!" Peck er:
""Y ce, tJlat·$. her "hen. she Is-ar-getling

will be ~nt prepaid to anyon~ sufficiently mterested

recognised that it woufd .be un.

, ~-----

_appliclWlt fol' pO!'l ition as gaor·
Zener): · ~:-.fou a.re of course, strictly 6OberY'"
i.pplicant:
Yea, mum., often,"
'~Who., · 8.iv"" , .ref thnt black eye, 'Arryf t t
• "Nobody glve It tQ m e I 'ad ter fight fer It!'
Old Le.d.y: IJ!\~OW, m y lIttle boy, ~ d-d you
'''cl~...rette!t''
Kid "1\0, ma'am; but
It ch;e.,w of t()baeco you can ' nve "
Scene' • "Cutter's co urt - Ftnt UrchlD:
, I Garn,
ver fntbe!' cowdn't pass the doctor."
:;econ'd ' ltrchln:' I I Burr I Yours can't pass
, pub."
.
, '
"Yoljr l ll.cw !11ald ~ems a ruce. qlllet ' gtrl,
Lny WAy. : ' "Yes, she's 60 qUIet that she
~OE'Sn't even dlsttJrb the dust "hen .she's
loing the room's." ,

tre!,-bise on the BOtion of
of chrome pilo!'l, eta. , wrItten by
the emlnent ohemllilt referred to in th~ above ArtIcle,

so ' fully

,

like pruning a tree. They lOOp tho growth in
one plllC6 only to promote it tn a dozen otbers.
A . wel1~known London oouaulting uhemlat and
e;x,pert in annlyttca.l work devo~d most of his timo
tor nearly a yen.t to resea.rch and el:P9rLD1cnta With
a view to perfecting a oure for eczema.' and other
seriouB skin diseMes. Not Duly did be d18C()ver a
loathing, . a.ntiBCpti~ and non -astringent cumtive
oom.pound. whJoh was amu:lngly effitllent in bani!!b·
ing akin aoffootioD8 hI. C()rrtCtmg tlu,r
but tbis
£X)mpound~ mown ai{-Nemolin, has DOW boon found
to posse&! remukable curative powers when apphed
to pile~. Het'atofot'lf. pile treatment.! have conslstOO.
of powerlulastringente, whIch ga.ve only temporary
resnlta, 81Uce by 8hrlnking the tissues and blood
VeueJA they merely inoreaaed the congestion, which
i8 the pnmary cauAe of all piles, etc. N emohn has
j uat the oP'posite effeot. It &tamft/Gte, the local blood
clrOulation, eo aU p81h. itlCil1ng, burning, and
ematting etops, oongesbon is entU'~ly ,dispersed, and
a.:ffeoted parts almost lmmed.iately return to perfectly
normal and h ea.lthy conditIon.
N emo. can. be obtluned of all chemists.
Nemolin in

undergoing

exceptional ' fatigue ' is

~~!~~~~r~~~~~:.:~t
results It WftB once "said by a
m edical man that suub operatiolUl ara

}:

saUl",

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.f:

~~n

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PILES CAN BE CURED

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other

Vi

Stah Jte Book, It "nIl fJ.' l Ul III an) pla.T.' l e r I
ree nstJtutc.d Second C~amb ~r G1' fnr Lo(;f.'~1 P:r'l~
ment ,
" ,\V-Q th-erefore "Vonl\lr.1 to n!'k \\he ' IL!" \! I '11
sUPP':)I't t h o pnnc'ph or P t~ p::: r' Oll'\ n ... , " , ' ll'a
tlOll, both 111 your e lectl ~ ll :u!.J I (> <~ " 11
In . ( ,r

WISE/!AND OTHERWISE.

In ,dditlon,
lesb the 'boldn~ of the ,t hem.e suggest that. the
play 18 not .. t be thmg f-or 'Young people," one
and wK.t is no d,ubt want.d " thQt the outl),in; musb. sdd tha.t to ! peNOns claimmg any-' &eIlS& of
di6t.rlcts lhould bave clu"s of thelr loWn to keel bl'oBlJmJJ1dedne.ss there IS notbJDg , m tho least
Tho wor:.detful ca.ndour ef t.he
the chlMren at. home tn~t.eo/-l of bl'lnginq ~e.m mt6 cff emn e m lt
the town. Our Juvenile Emp)oywent ~Comm? ttee Epeeches a nd the mncerlty underlYlng them, su~
pll'an :a.tulO~phe.rG wblch dc.'> tr.lYs aFY feeling oC
In ReadlDg ba$ already been glvmg a..tt~::J.~lOn, to
hOlror 01 abluement, i::mcl makes one 'W1£11 to help
the qu~ho,? la'1ld hall CQmplied ~ hil t. of all
In l tbo CTUsade for the ba.nlshmen t; of' Ignorance.
J&a.holl8 tha.t are now at 'Wcrk In tbe bofl9ugh.
then' report thw have enumerated no less thu Mr. J Bernard F aga D, whodrrooUr. the eomnany
14 Boy S~ou t Troops, elght Cadet. Companle6, Gevcn w.as rcsp,:)ttslble for the ol'1.g1';a.l p roduct'lon in- Lon·
Cburtili Leds' Brigade CompA'DICS, ~"L1[ Girl Guide don, and hsa gpecHl.lly &e.l1!oted the a:rllStes. Tlle
'Troops, four G F.S Lodges and 44 -oib~ ~ieb~" east lncludes Fred Vlctcr, .kch!& Chappel, J. A
A useful cir..cusSlon foUo\red AttlOD~ tilose '" b) ~nth9.m, "MIS!! M\nme Terry. Yar:J0rle Day, Una
t.ook: part were Dr. NorrlS, the chairman of\ the O'Cannol' a.nd Ri ta. R1,ca.r-do. There 'Will be 8.
~ tlDee on W€:dnesday at 2.30.
Home Office ComDl.lttee , Mr M. H F
mel; Oommissidber of
Scouts , Major
Cadet Capt. E , A. Wrottesley. OOtlnClllor
r'
Y.r. A. T. Knl&ht, loll' E J Andrews,
dcptOD, Mill& ;powell, Dh ISIOllt8.1 Cc,m:rni,ssi"nl,'f 0'
G1.I'1 Gwdes, • 1Miss Bnt.t,on end M 1SS Blackall
Without
operation
~Utel'iW'&rd$ aJ small Commlt.tee" consu:t'ng of
Mtr. MartlD ~utton , ~h.Jor Cotwn, the Rev. .tI
•
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Wa.rdley Km., Mr. :Albert. Sp:l1th, :Ml~ Bntton,
from your own chemisL
/M1SS PoweU, MISS B!llCkall, &00 ,Mr. H. T. Pugh
eecretoary, pr~ tern., '1'1" &8 a.pomt.ed to conSIder and
~
bnng up to & future mee;t.iog a. hcbeme for the
Tbouaaads of res.dere who suffcl' thG a~u.te agony
eat&ll,hllh:ment I of a. JU\'eni!e Orga.n.iAtlOlli:$ Com- and debihto.ung effects of pilea, hremorrhoidB. purlt1Ul, etc., will be greatly lDterested to ~ow that
=ttee for Reading.
afthotiona oan now be cured wi.thout;..' r~ortlllg
I
knife nod aU its paIn. danger, and uncar-

Bo:r

In r ~p::.~t. of

III a,n~e a lmo·t 'mmctlia.lcl) IU ;til)
of the- Gol'ernlllont of In! la-:i \ct, nc'\\

.

helped , by It, The Committee.
be able to ascertaIn 1n 'What dhrt.ncts
the
~5t netd fOl" frcr;b chp. I beheve at
pre·
sent .t.rm~ nearly all ,a.re m the cent;ral j {hlitrlct,

new,

For Huslfand. Wife 8J\d Child, Zam-Buk is
tbe pyrfect skin healer 't o be·eiw.aYs kept' haud,y.
It ~es farthest. lasts I~S"'~, ' If!l8PS" kst.

quest.lon by the n-ev,' P t!.-rliJ.n1 II I C:l ll h

avou"loi

lb

who pla". Ie Tile Doctor·· in "Damaged Good...
~t County Theatr., Readiag.r ~ut: week.

a.nd the children go from. one
they &-re patrows lllg a. dub

at the roots without cI~ : ~e~ dtiliCGte lIesh
tissues,
It, --giv_s i~t '. p"?tlllCtiOD ' against
ge.,.-infection ,and blood~tsoD; and promotes
the ~k an~ Painfess
w~; c,f
bealt~y
! ' '. , ""~

();iol)1ent ID ' tho natio n 1~ to ell C': n-gt'1
dematkW for uDconshlullonal ' a-ct lOn, It n ~y
weakcm th ~ :p.atlbnal ~1I~::p:ln c o 10 P a:r lta.m nl
"Further , t he serlOu ; C" I''' lc ~ !"a j l on /) !!11~

ursf>

.ta:

makes for tb'e immediate alhi~~n of pain and
'l!lII'»ins skin irritation. Itnl~~~s" iJdn disease

••

~t ~out

ro

6ldeTa~le

aU tboee" 'Who have b«Jn. associated with SUndaoy '
Schools, Gltb· dUM, Boys' Brigades aOd, OIttlrf-h
lAda' Brigades, et:o~ 'W1U~ be Fheered' \ ~ the
that {he country ILnd ).be 9'pve~t bas
at lMt w.b;'ned up tq ttib
v.a.lue .ol .their
""orle, and 18 demrollS
work fhey ~ve be<,o ·'d";;",,.
be me.ny herii 'Who arre
I.Dd 'feel they wu!h they _ .,,..,..;,;...
club or ~k-<iay evening cl'" b.. t<l••~'l!jcb t~e:Y. :.ou"
recommend .their' boy8 and
up thelor h&1! hoJlda.ya or everunga
club w<>r~ who would like to
gjr. .ttendanoe 'i&h I
clus on
!tior do not feel th,""'5eh... . .com~..;t<,;,t
.If Ot.!r confer-enoe to-day
tact, and: does
e1ae•
~me g Ood";-lllTbere is,.. 8(lmitted'ly ·, the
operation a.mOIlgst
important t1tat metDber'8 becc'tlllng

,

. ~re~~D. and ow1nJII
,,*, ~ ·eo.j)b...·· .
tiOIl iOMesses SootbiDS. HcijIlinS. au4 ~plic '1 . \
'tP,tii!ies of ,rare clower." ~~i .oIae c6ds.. ..
.~~ the three vimle$ of ~~city. ~e­
qess. and Safety. It is aM.y:s ....dy fOl' use .
~a~s reHable and alIso~~y, p~. '.,..... ' . '

·'

h ..v~; been

man"I

dODe m tbe puat h .. . ahno.t a.lways -t-acrt:ed Wlth
a. reUgiolta oba.sis ThlS b:u been a.n o'riginial 6.cen.
tive to .u good works In our couqtry,' and ' I h0tr

. c~~al and. perf~ttJY\~e.~'ftom
'."', 'mineral
f4t:: '
_
Poisons Gn:d':,a'l~" iilmGl
~
,
~.Buk is. a high~ eoac-tralt.. berbal '
-l Ji ..

~h

From

In- view of tha.t ~orIcl un.r e t ..... h '-oh mal fC' ll( t:
the wa.r To oxclude from t he H Ollll"e 01 C "l .
eIther ... hol1y or
laT'lJe measure , I' l l ' ~II

rOuM
glrm ,and
number r of
to oo,nv~ of

confe"""""" auch .. tbia a.qd to· the •Committee
that b.~ been fo=-d. I _ It.' i& eri<l ..t that
they _
thi.t the ouooesrlul worli:~.t h.. been

~ lotions . .'It_i"~W~~~Y .~~

J

t.he organu.oation
thcde rolatlnlr
of the to
uague
t he
and reconst.ructlou But
-oondltlOns which", 111 pre'\ QJl m 111lll Y'
compel bot.h elec tors a.nd e."nd'(h.t~ '
attention to a. fu nd a.menbl ')lr.. bl'" Q
d.OIOOl"""., the provliilon of maclllncry \\ h".::"h
f'8.1thful expre.lSlon of lhe, poop1 ",
Parhament:.. In ma.ny conC'htu{:n{ n , thc:-c
three cand idate!:', In some m.J're t hall l iJ-oe.
certrunly the 'tesu lt:. will be ao UIlF.:J I ,'»
the new Pa,rharuem. wl ll ha\e to 130' , 3 lip
,agllln
, of elect:cra,1 reform by d ea.h ng '''\ It h
the unanimous reemnm·;mria.ilOn of the Spe:.tll<r 'i
Conference 111 favour of a. new meLhod of "!cellOn .
" To strrengthen Pa,"\halUent by makin ~ It oo;npJ.etely rept'Mtlntntn"C IS of the. h lghC$t. lIIl PJr !:lll'O

man in de&pm.

J

b ..h."
&8

he he.rd

. com.not,ion round the
wall the eause of
,~, *,~~:'ti_~~.:.that ~reached hie

of eXCItement be
otrugglitlg

with

'Clarke, U be ex·

matter! What qp

lurned quickly.
the diokens N••h @ot
moor the ark! II be
reared and threw hilll

a.

wpett

qUiet are more SUlt.ed
fn.r~r

4

tho n-eed of tlie

.r cottager ",bo has

ra t~

gnU'

11

linu tcd sps ce

One g.reat vanetr 19 tho White Lpghorn Bl'd 't!
kept for egg 'ProductIon only, the surplus stod~ ' I1t
be:iDg much ure ferr bb1e a.nd a t no age <.'an t:h ~ ,
be S&ldt to be w~l h a roast. All tll~ <1' ~re
eockere13 a.re be;,t el-ca.red cJt v; hen :a.hc ut (. :rht
'WOeIkB old, because t ~ey only jt..'\kc up roo U lind
tbe. extra food consumed IS not. repala m thl' hlil a
extora. value -WbHl" h qne ca.n ma.ke \Then icMp m:
these for egga only, have the E!lll'aUe{t t.ype III hdb
Wy a.'I1do.ttee and LeSh9rn>s , for they v;lll In,.
double tbe number of eggs of those of th~
e:d nhitlOll type a.nd mZG, &Ild eat. .8. lot. l~ food

To POlJLTRY ~EEPERS

,.

GIVE YOUR HENS

SPIeK GRIT
The New Shell' Grit.
Sold by all Corn Dealers
samples and name and
of nearest Agent.

~LF, MANUFACT,UREj\S:

LIVERINE

L~I'tt'llTED,

GRIMSBY~ '
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